You know what they say, chili today hot tamale
Give it a weigh, give it a weigh, give it a weigh now.
I said, only if they’re givin’ ‘em away, givin’ ‘em away, givin’ ‘em away now.
Give it a weigh, give it a weigh, give it a weigh now.
But when they lit a fire in the craft, it sank, proving once and for all that you can't have your kayak and heat it too.
And it's a bit chilly out.
They’re totally flaky.
Why cant there be more than 239 beans in an Irish chilli?
Because then it would be "two farty"
I told him to go to the corner of the room
He asked why
It's 90 degrees
I replied it seems a bit chilly in here. I’m now banned at all Chili’s restaurants in the USA
It gets jalapeno face
Dad: Can you please put a little blanket or a tiny sweater on him?
He's a little chilli!
I asked if I wasn't better off heating up the chilli in the microwave. No response.
Nah. It's burrrito out there!
She responded: ”I no chiwwy, I Madison.”
I almost died choking on pancake. I don’t think I’ve fully recovered.
Because it's pepper mint.
Because they're jalapeño face!
Well at least it isn't soupy!
Heat waves.
Without skipping a beat my husband responds “I thought it was spaghetti?”
Guess you could say a cold Wendy's blowing
I walked into a chilly reception.
I thought he said trains and I missed mine
When he was handing out noses
I thought he said roses so I asked for a big red one
and he gave it me too
When he was handing out willies
I thought he said chillies
So I asked for a small hot one
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I’m a little chilly
Dad: "No, I had a late lunch."
I guess you could also call it a con.
Give it a weigh, give it a weigh, give it a weigh now
Unsurprisingly it sank, proving once again that you can't have your kayak and heat it too.
Give it a weigh, give it a weigh, give it a weigh now!
Unsurprisingly it sank, proving once again that you can't have your kayak and heat it too.
Give it a weigh, give it a weigh, give it a weigh, now.
How do you measure how heavy a red hot chilli pepper is? Give it a weigh, give it a weigh, give it away a now.
You give it a weigh, give it a weigh, give it a weigh now!
Give it a weigh
Proving once and for all that you can't have your kayak and heat it, too.
