A Very Cool Pun
Soldier: Accidentally Shoots From Tank
Captain: What The Hell!
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what a COOL pun...
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Cool pun i found in r/gaming
Cool pun
"It's 1°C, very cold in here."
"It's cool; Just chill"
I gave my daughter a watch for her birthday. She thought it was so cool and when she showed it to the next door neighbor, he asked, "That's a pretty watch you've got there! Does it tell you the time?"
She laughed and said, "No, this is an old-fashioned watch! You have to look at it!"
What type of music do cool rabbits listen to?
To all the warm water that suddenly encountered cool air…
My 11 year old shared a cool joke. He says...
"I just bought a fridge magnet.... So far I have 14 fridges!"
What do derpy cats drink to cool down?
I met a pretty cool guy who fixed my ripped shirt.
That's cool!
Soda sold in cinema theaters and theme parks is the most lawful soda, because just-ice has been served.
"My wife's going to a nice place in the Caribbean." "Cool. Jamaica?"
Nah. She made the decision on her own.
Blending some fruit into a purée and said “cool” as I finished making it.
My wife: don’t you mean... coulis
How do you keep a computer cool?
My buddy keeps asking me to blow cool air on him when he gets hot, and I don’t like it.
There's way more cool stuff
What do you call a vegetable that's only kind of cool?
You know what was really cool back in the day?
Why are football stadiums so cool?
Because every seat has a fan in it.
What's the name of that cool female friend who helps you pick up chicks?
Son: 'Dad, would it be cool if I turned on the AC?'
Me, who got visibly annoyed: 'What else would it be???'
Not cool Dad...not cool
So my dad's telling my relatives the story of how my mom was in labor for 12 hours so they named me 'Laura' which if you say it in Vietnamese accent it's 'Lau-ra' which means "Long time to come out"...
IMAGINE FINDING OUT AFTER 21 YEARS YOUR NAME IS A FUCKING PUN ..
I went iceskating before it was cool.
guess it was more like swimming.
My dad just told be a cool joke about drums
I thought I’d snare it with you guys
Why does rockstar, Brian Johnson go to the US capital to cool off?
Because there's an AC in DC.
(Someone improve this joke.)
Why was the stadium so cool?
How are u doing fellow cool kids
My son thinks I'm so cool for being able to talk like Cookie Monster and Elmo.
I guess you could say I have Sesame Street cred.
Why quantum computing is cool
I found a cool rock in my father-in-law's yard. FIL- Oh that's a native American fertility stone. Me- Really! How can you tell? FIL- ....
Just got back from Lowe’s where I picked up a cool new gadget.
Solar powered clippers attached to a drone that I can program to do most of my landscaping.
It’s real Cutting Hedge Technology.
What makes my pc so COOL? That thing.
Why is the letter B so cool?
Because it’s sitting in the middle of the AC
What's the difference between a hot guy or a cool guy?
Like a good Grandpa I share with my 12 yr old Grandson the amazement of r/dadjokes regularly. He thinks you all are totally cool. I told him there is much power here. How? He asked. Let me demonstrate... With the diahrrea song.. I'll start.
Some people think it's gross but it's really good on toast. Diahrrea...
How does a Russian cool themselves down on a hot day?
What does a Rastafarian use to keep his beer cool in the hot tub?
Found out I could talk to dead people, I thought it be cool but...
Some people might think transparent cars seems like a cool idea, but I don’t.
I would steer clear of them.
I gave my daughter a watch for her birthday. She thought it was so cool and when she showed it to the next door neighbor, he asked, "That's a pretty watch you've got there! Does it tell you the time?"
She laughed and said, "No, this is an old-fashioned watch! You have to look at it!"
I gave my daughter a watch for her birthday. She thought it was so cool and when she showed it to the next door neighbor, he asked, "That's a pretty watch you've got there! Does it tell you the time?"
She laughed and said, "No, this is an old-fashioned watch! You have to look at it!"
Why was the stadium so cool?
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