Cooler Than Puns

A list of puns related to "Cooler Than"

Dad, I'm so much cooler than you.

Well, put on a jacket, then. You still don't get to touch the thermostat.

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👤︎ u/Zotiko
📅︎ Nov 19 2020
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Why was one backpack cooler than the other backpack?

Because it was mo-chilla

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👤︎ u/Lboogie19
📅︎ Jul 13 2020
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What's cooler than a talking dog?

A spelling bee!

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👤︎ u/PhoenixAurum
📅︎ Mar 03 2020
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What number is cooler than 7?

Refrigerate

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👤︎ u/gmk0232
📅︎ Nov 27 2019
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I'm an ice magician but do you know why i chose ice?

Because it's cooler than the others

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👤︎ u/Jadmonti
📅︎ Jun 13 2019
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REQUEST FOR MODERATORS: Topical Flairs For Jokes?

I don't see this happening, but it would be nice if there were topical post flairs we could mark our dad jokes with. For example "movies", "kitchen", "car", "job", "wife", "mother-n-law", etc. I suppose the possibilities are endless, which probably means it won't be happening. But, you'll be cooler than my dad, if you do. :-) There is a lot of comedy gold on here, which would be great to have these to sort by when inspiration fails to strike.

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👤︎ u/RCRadioCarbon
📅︎ Jun 20 2019
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"Geez, Dad, you're so cool"

"I'm like Kool-aid".

ten minutes later dad runs back into the room

"No! Wait! I'm cooler than Kool-aid. I'm iced tea."

He still calls himself "iced tea" under his breath sometimes.

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👤︎ u/csjo
📅︎ Oct 15 2015
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