Groovy Puns

A list of puns related to "Groovy"

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👤︎ u/ffualo
📅︎ Sep 05 2008
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Corduroy pillows:

they're making head lines.

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👤︎ u/44tacocat44
📅︎ Feb 07 2021
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Why couldn't the lifeguard save the hippie?

He was too far out, man.

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👤︎ u/lolyfe-dc
📅︎ Nov 25 2020
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What do you call a hippie's wife?

Mississippi

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👤︎ u/user7618
📅︎ Oct 02 2020
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You can catch flies using honey

But you’ll catch more honeys being fly

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👤︎ u/FoxyPirate1432
📅︎ Jul 10 2020
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Why did the lifeguard not rescue the hippy?

He was too far out man!

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👤︎ u/Bunit5
📅︎ Sep 25 2017
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My vinyl player must be broken.

It only plays groovy music.

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👤︎ u/MintyBeansOnToast
📅︎ Oct 07 2019
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Records

Are all groovy

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👤︎ u/dktrfrd0
📅︎ Apr 24 2019
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Neato Burrito

Anyone know some other sayings like this?

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👤︎ u/vGenesisv
📅︎ May 31 2017
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A 4/20-related dad joke from my electronics teacher in high school.

Teacher speaking to the class...

What do you guys think were the 3 most used words in the 60's?

silence from class

Cool.

Groovy.

and Ear.

Class responds "Ear?!"

Teacher takes a long hit from invisible joint and pretends to pass it to the student in front of him.

while holding his hit "Ear."

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👤︎ u/thegodawfultruth
📅︎ Apr 22 2014
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Asked my Dad a question during a drive

Me: "Dad how far out are we?" Dad: "we're pretty far out.... And it's kinda groovy too"

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👤︎ u/TimtheEnchanterr
📅︎ Jul 18 2015
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