what do you call a comedian that's not good or bad?
a medijoker
No matter how bad his career gets, why will you not see Rick Astley waiting tables?
Because he'll never run around and dessert you.
Do you know why is it called bad-minton🏸 and not good-minton? • Because it involves "RACKETS"
What do you call a pasta that's not too bad but could be better if it was cooked a little longer?
purgatoni
Shrek isn't bad, but he's not that great either. I guess you could say he's...
Meaty ogre
Everyone's saying 2020 is a bad year. It's not looking great a couple years down the road either.
Cause that's 2020 too.
Bats not only cause Corona, they could also cause bad puns. v.redd.it/rejaq9nx7sx41
Some bad puns are not very odd
Bad puns makes me numb, but bad math puns makes me even number. If you think that's odd, you're wrong.
Why did the workers not comment on the boss' bad breath?
They did not want to step on his hali-toe-sis
I have a bad habit of not finishing things
I'm not saying my wife's a bad cook....
She just uses a smoke alarm as a timer
Not a dad, and I hope this isn't a bad one!
Say, a certain age demographic has a fascination with pandas fighting in boxing rings. If a movie studio takes note of this and shoves an unrelated, random panda-in-a-boxing-ring scene in their movie, would it be seen as...
Pande-ring?
I randomly place these around my work place. If you’re having a bad day, look up at what I drew for you. No, they’re not my original thoughts, but it makes work a better place.
Breaking News: A turtleneck seller is to appear in court for selling his turtlenecks to the public, and just killing so many turtles. And sweater or not he wins, he was really a bad salesman.
Working as an electrician is not bad
It keeps the lights on.
Julie Andrews will not endorse that popular vibrant shade of lipstick. She says it breaks too easily and gives her bad breath. Her official statement on this........
The super color fragile lipstick gives me halitosis.
“My eyes are so bad, I’m not even sure my hindsight is 20/20...”
-my dad today at breakfast
I got this Polish beer, its not great, its not bad, its just
The Trader Joe's Marketing Dept is setting the bar high. They really are top shelf, and the food's not bad either. imgur.com/iZqfimZ
Not really a joke but the other day I told my daughter "doesn't 'bad...ass' sound like a person has a problem with their ass? Like it smells of farts". Now she can't hear the term "badass" in any context without giggling.
I promise not to make any bad new year's Eve jokes
For the rest of the year
Went to a corn maze today. Was asked to not use bad language.
There were tender ears around.
