..they make me feel even number.
“That’s how eye roll”
They call him the Dad Joker
It’s just how eye roll.
They are sigh-lent but Dadly.
I don't do it on porpoise.
i like dulphins (i spelt it wrong on porpoise)
I will pun-ish you.
Bad puns makes me numb, but bad math puns makes me even number. If you think that's odd, you're wrong.
That couldn't be father from the truth
Even if he isn't an actual Dad, I still feel a common bond with the man.
Paul's friends: dipole
So my front yard has a lot of weeds and crappy grass I've been trying to get rid of for years. They're mutants, so nothing will kill them. This year, one of the decorative rocks has turned out to be covered by a giant shroom as well. This thing is enormous. It has about a hundred different canopies, but as far as I can tell it's all one organism.
So I was talking with her about things I might be able to use to get rid of all this stuff, shroom included, and after she suggested a mixture of various household products I asked if it would work on fungus as well. She said it was worth a shot and asked why I wanted to know.
I replied, "Because that thing's just taking up way too mush room."
I was over it in a few seconds, but she's been randomly cracking up for days now. Send help.
A Kaiser roll
It’s just how eye roll i guess
It’s just how eye roll.
