What makes a Bad joke a Dad joke

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bom_Kumanr
πŸ“…︎ May 07 2021
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I'm trying to get better at making jokes from blending words together, but all my attempts turn out bad

Despite all my effort, I can't produce more than a poormansteau at best

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πŸ‘€︎ u/gramineous
πŸ“…︎ Mar 23 2021
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Do you know how to tell someone tells too many bad jokes at a butcher shop?

Cuz even the beef gets corny

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mcvroen
πŸ“…︎ Apr 13 2021
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How is a bad joke like a broken pencil?

It has no point

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Spicoli0525
πŸ“…︎ Feb 28 2021
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A bad testicles joke may evoke great reactions

It can kick people in the groan

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ZarcoMacro
πŸ“…︎ Feb 15 2021
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I'm really bad at getting a laugh with a joke about USPS.

It always gets lost in the delivery.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/99-bottlesofbeer
πŸ“…︎ Mar 11 2021
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My jokes are so bad they are fatal

I can confirm they are dadly.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Scoob1978
πŸ“…︎ Jan 19 2021
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When does a dad joke turn into a bad joke?

When it becomes a parent

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πŸ‘€︎ u/nofortnight21
πŸ“…︎ Jan 17 2021
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I wrote a bad joke on a piece of paper

It was simply terrible

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DaveTheDektop
πŸ“…︎ Dec 02 2020
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If I could watch myself tell a bad joke outside

I’ll see myself out

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Aschtopher
πŸ“…︎ Jan 18 2021
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Would you like to hear a bad joke about blood?

*dad joke

Sorry. It was a Type O

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πŸ‘€︎ u/zachpledger
πŸ“…︎ Oct 14 2020
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I named my nunchucks "bad joke"

That way if I ever have to use them, it would be considered assault with a dadly weapun

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BinaryPeach
πŸ“…︎ Dec 28 2020
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All dad jokes are really bad and here’s why:

>why

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ustydud
πŸ“…︎ Jan 13 2020
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I have a list of puns/bad jokes for every U.S. President reddit.com/gallery/jw48pr
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ThackerOpinions
πŸ“…︎ Nov 17 2020
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I’m really bad at math and telling jokes...

...I tried to tell a series of jokes to my friend to see if any would cheer him up. No Pun In Twelve Did.

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πŸ“…︎ Oct 03 2020
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Yeah, you’ve heard of bad dad jokes.

But be glad you haven’t heard of grandpuns.

First time, don’t bully me

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Gamer_Cuber358
πŸ“…︎ Jul 12 2020
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I crack bad jokes about having to borrow my parents old clothes because my job doesn't pay well...

What can I say? I've got my father's jeans.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cumdaddy01
πŸ“…︎ Oct 28 2020
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I once told a bad joke about ghosts...

It still haunts me to this day

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GigaMike123
πŸ“…︎ Oct 29 2020
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Me after my dad made a bad joke: Dad, that joke doesnt even work.

Dad: Thats because it was an unemployed dad joke.

He then revealed he got fired from his job.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/emrakull
πŸ“…︎ Sep 26 2020
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These jokes aren't half bad...
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πŸ‘€︎ u/RevGrizzly
πŸ“…︎ Mar 01 2020
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I tell bad chemistry jokes, because all the good ones

Argon

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lafleur2017
πŸ“…︎ Sep 13 2020
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My girlfriend started lying to me because of all my bad jokes.

We have always been such a happy couple and everything was fine for 3 years straight. Of course I always felt comfortable in front of her and felt like I can tell her anything. That's where I was wrong.

A few months ago I noticed that she became annoyed by my dumb jokes that were only funny to me, but that just made it even funnier to me so I continued telling all these dad jokes to her and died laughing every time.

She puts up with it because she loves me. At least I thought so.

We were always 100% honest with each other and I'm still shaken by the things she told me today.

I sent her probably one of my worst dad jokes ever (that I stole from reddit), and she just couldn't take it anymore and told me how stupid my jokes are and that she doesn't know if she'll be able to put up with it much longer.

But that's not the worst part, I actually appreciated her honesty and considered the possibility to stop with all the stupid jokes and become more serious in the relationship.

The worst part is that she lied to me for the first time in all these years. I felt like I just couldn't trust her anymore and everything I thought I knew about her as a person just became questionable. I need your advice on how to react to this huge lie...

She told me she's Sorry, but I know for a FACT that her name is Diane.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/filiprogic
πŸ“…︎ Oct 28 2018
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This Fibonacci joke is as bad as the last two you heard

Combined

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Deadly_R
πŸ“…︎ Jul 01 2020
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I’d tell you a Fibonacci joke, but’s it’s probably as bad as the last two you’ve heard combined
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Nh-278
πŸ“…︎ Nov 23 2018
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I was going to make a bad dad joke about my kids...

...but I just need to go grab my cigarettes from my car real quick.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jeremydreads
πŸ“…︎ Aug 16 2020
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My friend told me a very bad joke about gravity.

I still fell for it.

Edit: you guys pulled out better ingenious puns.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cyclopropagative
πŸ“…︎ Jan 19 2020
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I made a bad joke about an axe. No one laughed.

It wasn’t very cleaver.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CarsonFoles
πŸ“…︎ Sep 27 2018
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What do we do with the jokes that are just so bad?

Serious question here, being seeing a ton more of β€œdad jokes” that are completely terrible. Not β€œso bad that they’re good” just, so bad you wonder if they have any humor at all.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/beansnricesti
πŸ“…︎ Mar 25 2020
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Typically you can hear laughter from most jokes, but beware of jokes with bad puns...

They are sigh-lent but Dadly.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FinalCaveat
πŸ“…︎ Jun 02 2020
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I have a joke about a mission to the moon, but it's really bad...

I Apollo-gize.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/maud_brijeulin
πŸ“…︎ Mar 22 2020
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Do you wanna hear a bad cat joke?

Just kitten .

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Endodontist-1
πŸ“…︎ Jun 07 2020
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A lot of people think all dad jokes are bad puns.

That couldn't be father from the truth

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ClackinData
πŸ“…︎ May 18 2020
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A joke I thought of in elementary school: what did the dragon say to the bad employee?

You're fired.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mahare
πŸ“…︎ Apr 27 2020
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There's a Fine Line Between a Bad Joke and a Dad Joke

You can see it in the middle of the "B"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mwnciau
πŸ“…︎ May 13 2020
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What do pirates say when they hear a really bad joke?

r/dadjokes

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πŸ‘€︎ u/nikhilbhavsar
πŸ“…︎ Dec 30 2019
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Ignore your mother's bad joke, son...

It's a faux pa.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/weirdgroovynerd
πŸ“…︎ May 01 2020
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This is a bad joke.

I do not want to get viral in the middle of a pandemic anyways.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/panzerboye
πŸ“…︎ Apr 18 2020
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What do you call a farm that tells bad jokes?

Corny.

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πŸ“…︎ Mar 26 2021
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The other day a friend of mine told me a really bad gravity joke.

I still fell for it though

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Peterback
πŸ“…︎ Jan 17 2020
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If dad jokes were actually that bad

They would be called bachelor jokes

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Elyon113
πŸ“…︎ Jun 25 2020
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When does a bad joke become a Dad joke?

When the punchline becomes apparent

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πŸ‘€︎ u/916ian
πŸ“…︎ Jun 14 2018
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Why do I tell bad chemistry jokes?

Because the good ones Argon

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CrispyNugget17
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