There is an old Chinese proverb..,

Man with itchy bum wake up with smelly finger

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I memorized all of the proverbs as quickly as possible.

After all, better early than never.

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👤︎ u/sodomicity
📅︎ Dec 31 2018
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Grandpa's proverb!

As my grandfather told me... -"I'm your grandfather".

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Dad's version of the local news

Dad: So I heard that two guys drowned in [random town] this morning...

Me: That's horrible! What happened?

Dad: Apparently, they were in a kayak and they lit a fire which caused it to sink.

Me: ...that doesn't sound like a good idea...

Dad: Yea well, it just goes to show you can't have your kayak and heat it too....

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👤︎ u/samanna
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What do you call a verb that went professional?

Wait for it.....

A Proverb (Pro-Verb)

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👤︎ u/Jetty_Boy
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When one door closes, another opens

I simply adore this proverb.

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