A list of puns related to "Proverb"
After all, better early than never.
As my grandfather told me... -"I'm your grandfather".
Dad: So I heard that two guys drowned in [random town] this morning...
Me: That's horrible! What happened?
Dad: Apparently, they were in a kayak and they lit a fire which caused it to sink.
Me: ...that doesn't sound like a good idea...
Dad: Yea well, it just goes to show you can't have your kayak and heat it too....
Wait for it.....
A Proverb (Pro-Verb)
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