I memorized all of the proverbs as quickly as possible.

After all, better early than never.

👍︎ 2
💬︎
👤︎ u/sodomicity
📅︎ Dec 31 2018
🚨︎ report
Grandpa's proverb!

As my grandfather told me... -"I'm your grandfather".

👍︎ 3
💬︎
📅︎ Apr 06 2017
🚨︎ report
Dad's version of the local news

Dad: So I heard that two guys drowned in [random town] this morning...

Me: That's horrible! What happened?

Dad: Apparently, they were in a kayak and they lit a fire which caused it to sink.

Me: ...that doesn't sound like a good idea...

Dad: Yea well, it just goes to show you can't have your kayak and heat it too....

👍︎ 1k
💬︎
👤︎ u/samanna
📅︎ Feb 12 2014
🚨︎ report
What do you call a verb that went professional?

Wait for it.....

A Proverb (Pro-Verb)

👍︎ 15
💬︎
👤︎ u/Jetty_Boy
📅︎ Mar 11 2019
🚨︎ report

Please note that this site uses cookies to personalise content and adverts, to provide social media features, and to analyse web traffic. Click here for more information.