A list of puns related to "Adage"
An orange, because they don't rhyme.
Similarly, if you build a man a fire, he'll be warm for an hour. But if you set a man on fire, he'll be warm for the rest of his life!
He died of old adage...
Did you hear about the Italian chef who died? Pun-laden remembrances after the death of the Italian chef.
Did you hear about the Italian chef who died?
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It really puts into perspective that old adage βyou have to spend money to make moneyβ
I own two cats, this is relevant. While getting ready for work this morning, I sneezed really hard. After blessing me, my dad goes "Y'know, I never knew that adage was true."
"Which one is that?" I ask.
"If you lay down with cats, you wake up with sneeze."
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