Nothing to this guy, but he's kinda an oxymoron
Canadian beef is an oxymoron
because Canadians are too polite to have a beef with anyone.
What do you call an idiot who’s hooked on pain killers?
An oxymoron!
What do you call a smart drug abuser?
An oxymoron!
what kind of moron is actually really clever?
an oxymoron
Who's bigger? Mr. Bigger? Or Mr. Bigger's son?
Mr. Bigger's son, he's a little Bigger!
What do you call a guy with big muscles and small brains?
An oxymoron!
I used to know this huge dumb guy named Tiny who was addicted to oxycodone.
He was an oxymoron.
What do you call an educated ox without an education?
An oxymoron.
What do you call a pulmonologist who forgot how to breathe?
An oxymoron
What do you call a yak that always contradicting itself
An oxymoron
I proposed a non-falsifyable hypothesis to my professor.
He called me an oxymoron.
Not a Dad, but drunk
what do you call a dumb oxygen molecule? an oxymoron.
friend said it was 'like a dad joke'. discuss.
