You wanna see an Oxymoron?

It's pretty ugly.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/s0apyjam
πŸ“…︎ Aug 11 2020
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Nothing to this guy, but he's kinda an oxymoron
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πŸ‘€︎ u/currentlyinlondon
πŸ“…︎ Jul 01 2020
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Now that’s an oxyMORON...
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πŸ‘€︎ u/AConsciousDread
πŸ“…︎ Dec 18 2019
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Canadian beef is an oxymoron

because Canadians are too polite to have a beef with anyone.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/WalternateB
πŸ“…︎ Dec 12 2018
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What do you call oxymoronic bugs

Hipacritters

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πŸ‘€︎ u/1kSupport
πŸ“…︎ Feb 06 2017
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What do you call an idiot who’s hooked on pain killers?

An oxymoron!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/innuen-doh
πŸ“…︎ Oct 30 2020
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What do you call a smart drug abuser?

An oxymoron!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sir_Pluses
πŸ“…︎ Jun 17 2020
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what kind of moron is actually really clever?

an oxymoron

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πŸ‘€︎ u/zoebread
πŸ“…︎ Jun 22 2020
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Who's bigger? Mr. Bigger? Or Mr. Bigger's son?

Mr. Bigger's son, he's a little Bigger!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MattA2930
πŸ“…︎ Jul 26 2019
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What do you call a guy with big muscles and small brains?

An oxymoron!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NukulerNicky
πŸ“…︎ Jan 02 2020
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I used to know this huge dumb guy named Tiny who was addicted to oxycodone.

He was an oxymoron.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/theman250
πŸ“…︎ Dec 20 2019
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What do you call an educated ox without an education?

An oxymoron.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FiveMinFreedom
πŸ“…︎ Jun 21 2017
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Prostitution is a fucking business

Telling a prostitute to do bed rest is basically an example of oxymoron.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thunderbullkaran
πŸ“…︎ Oct 11 2019
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What do you call a pulmonologist who forgot how to breathe?

An oxymoron

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JetpackDinosaur
πŸ“…︎ Jul 29 2019
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What do you call a yak that always contradicting itself

An oxymoron

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πŸ‘€︎ u/fuzz-daddy
πŸ“…︎ Apr 27 2018
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I proposed a non-falsifyable hypothesis to my professor.

He called me an oxymoron.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ThatROCGuy
πŸ“…︎ Oct 21 2017
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Not a Dad, but drunk

what do you call a dumb oxygen molecule? an oxymoron.

friend said it was 'like a dad joke'. discuss.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dudeinthemoon42
πŸ“…︎ Oct 06 2013
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What do you call a smart idiot?

An oxymoron.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/leo60228
πŸ“…︎ Jun 28 2019
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