It has been proposed that an ox may never birth a conjoined twin
But if it did it would be a Paired Ox.
Today I learned that it was two doctors....
It's a good thing too, because i had nowhere to put my pair of boats
Dad: "When there's two doctors in a room."
My dad looked at me and said "If you have two boats, you also need a paradox."
Me: This movie is based around a paradox. Mom: A book? Me: No. Do you know what a paradox is? Dad: A surgeon and a general practitioner.
You best sleep with one eye open dad.
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I was telling my dad how I put the small TARDIS he got me for Christmas inside of a big TARDIS I bought a while ago and how I created a Paradox. He then pointed out that if each of the TARDISs had a Doctor in it, it really would be a "Pair-A-Docs"
My boss was shuffling through files and paperwork with a look of remorse. "I never get to see my kids," he uttered with a sigh. "because I don't have any."
"Dad you just created a paradox" "If twins became doctors they'd be a paradox"
cringes
A paradox.
I guess I saw a paradox.
because two of them together would be a paradox.
providing context cause it caught me off guard which made it more funny.
Bro: If Pinocchio said his nose is about to grow, would it grow or would it not grow?
Me: I don’t know, you’ve created a paradox.
Bro: I created two doctors?
Because if you had two it would be a paradox.
You never see it because it would be a pair o' docs. (Paradox)
Now I paradoxically have less on my plate
A paradox
My dad and I were watching Terminator 2 and talking about time paradoxes and he said "paradox, what's is that like for 2 boats?"
Yesterday I was trying to explain the birthday paradox to my dad, which states that in a group of 23 people, there's a 50% chance of two of them having the same birthday.
Me: "the reason why two people probably have the same birthday is really complicated math."
Dad: "I already know why."
Me: "oh? Why?"
Dad: "because they were born on the same day."
- ARBITRAITOR A cook that leaves Arby's to work at McDonald's
- BERNADETTE The act of torching a mortgage.
- BURGLARIZE What a crook sees through
- AVOIDABLE What a bullfighter tries to do
- EYEDROPPER Clumsy ophthalmologist
- CONTROL A short, ugly inmate.
- COUNTERFEITER Workers who put together kitchen cabinets
- ECLIPSE What an English barber does for a living.
- LEFT BANK What the bank robbers did when their bag was full of money.
- HEROES What a man in a boat does
- PARASITES What you see from the Eiffel Tower
- PARADOX Two physicians
- PHARMACIST A helper on a farm
- POLARIZE What penguins see through
- PRIMATE Remove your spouse from in front of TV
- RELIEF What trees do in the spring
- RUBERNECK What you do to relax your wife
- SELFISH What the owner of a seafood store does
- SUDAFED Brought litigation against a government official
- PARADIGMS 20 cents
He said, "Should we try the Paradox Grille?"
"No," I replied. "I would rather eat at the Two Doctors Grille."
Paid him back after all of these years!!!
A paradox.
If you freeze it, then it's paradoxicle
A student asked me what a paradox is.
I said to go to a lake and find two docks, that is a paradox.
Silence followed.
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ARBITRATOR: A cook that leaves Arby's to work at McDonalds
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AVOIDABLE: What a bullfighter tries to do
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BERNADETTE: The act of torching a mortgage
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BURGLARIZE: What a crook sees with
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CONTROL: A short, ugly inmate
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COUNTERFEITERS: Workers who put together kitchen cabinets
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ECLIPSE: What an English barber does for a living
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EYEDROPPER: A clumsy ophthalmologist
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HEROES: What a guy in a boat does
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LEFTBANK: What the robber did when his bag was full of money
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MISTY: How golfers create divots
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PARADOX: Two physicians
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PARASITES: What you see from the top of the Eiffel Tower
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PHARMACIST: A helper on the farm
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POLARIZE: What penguins see with
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PRIMATE: Removing your spouse from in front of the TV
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RELIEF: What trees do in the spring
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RUBBERNECK: What you do to relax your wife
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SELFISH: What the owner of a seafood store does
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SUDAFED: Brought litigation against a government official
