A list of puns related to "Paradox"
It has been proposed that an ox may never birth a conjoined twin
But if it did it would be a Paired Ox.
Today I learned that it was two doctors....
It's a good thing too, because i had nowhere to put my pair of boats
Dad: "When there's two doctors in a room."
My dad looked at me and said "If you have two boats, you also need a paradox."
Me: This movie is based around a paradox. Mom: A book? Me: No. Do you know what a paradox is? Dad: A surgeon and a general practitioner.
You best sleep with one eye open dad.
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I was telling my dad how I put the small TARDIS he got me for Christmas inside of a big TARDIS I bought a while ago and how I created a Paradox. He then pointed out that if each of the TARDISs had a Doctor in it, it really would be a "Pair-A-Docs"
My boss was shuffling through files and paperwork with a look of remorse. "I never get to see my kids," he uttered with a sigh. "because I don't have any."
"Dad you just created a paradox" "If twins became doctors they'd be a paradox"
cringes
Paradox!
A paradox.
I guess I saw a paradox.
because two of them together would be a paradox.
Yes, it's a paradox
providing context cause it caught me off guard which made it more funny.
Bro: If Pinocchio said his nose is about to grow, would it grow or would it not grow?
Me: I donβt know, youβve created a paradox.
Bro: I created two doctors?
pier pressure
Because if you had two it would be a paradox.
You never see it because it would be a pair o' docs. (Paradox)
Now I paradoxically have less on my plate
A paradox
Paradox
My dad and I were watching Terminator 2 and talking about time paradoxes and he said "paradox, what's is that like for 2 boats?"
Yesterday I was trying to explain the birthday paradox to my dad, which states that in a group of 23 people, there's a 50% chance of two of them having the same birthday.
Me: "the reason why two people probably have the same birthday is really complicated math."
Dad: "I already know why."
Me: "oh? Why?"
Dad: "because they were born on the same day."
He said, "Should we try the Paradox Grille?"
"No," I replied. "I would rather eat at the Two Doctors Grille."
Paid him back after all of these years!!!
A paradox.
If you freeze it, then it's paradoxicle
A student asked me what a paradox is.
I said to go to a lake and find two docks, that is a paradox.
Silence followed.
ARBITRATOR: A cook that leaves Arby's to work at McDonalds
AVOIDABLE: What a bullfighter tries to do
BERNADETTE: The act of torching a mortgage
BURGLARIZE: What a crook sees with
CONTROL: A short, ugly inmate
COUNTERFEITERS: Workers who put together kitchen cabinets
ECLIPSE: What an English barber does for a living
EYEDROPPER: A clumsy ophthalmologist
HEROES: What a guy in a boat does
LEFTBANK: What the robber did when his bag was full of money
MISTY: How golfers create divots
PARADOX: Two physicians
PARASITES: What you see from the top of the Eiffel Tower
PHARMACIST: A helper on the farm
POLARIZE: What penguins see with
PRIMATE: Removing your spouse from in front of the TV
RELIEF: What trees do in the spring
RUBBERNECK: What you do to relax your wife
SELFISH: What the owner of a seafood store does
SUDAFED: Brought litigation against a government official
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