Paradox
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Paradaxe
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Why can’t a boat leave from two places at once?

Because that involves a paradox.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/chefaa77
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Paradox.

It has been proposed that an ox may never birth a conjoined twin

But if it did it would be a Paired Ox.

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Paradox
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sheepherder226
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Has anyone read how cringy these rock jokes are by paradox? Truly magnificent
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dsarker
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Why can't the lake have two docks?

Because it would be a paradox.

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The Paradogs
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mr-Mythology
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I've always wondered what a paradox was.

Today I learned that it was two doctors....

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ifartmorethanhim
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My dad gave me a paradox today

It's a good thing too, because i had nowhere to put my pair of boats

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πŸ‘€︎ u/xVIRIDISx
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Paradox
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πŸ‘€︎ u/BossRediter87
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What do you call two harbors?

Paradox!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Shoretrooper
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The Comedy Roast Paradox
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kauntest
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A paradox - No matter how much you push the envelope, it will always be stationary.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Wu-TangJedi
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Crazy Paradox
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Birthday Paradox -- the medical version
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πŸ‘€︎ u/OutlierDC
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Son: "Dad what's a paradox?"

Dad: "When there's two doctors in a room."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/entz9
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I was talking about traveling back in time and creating a paradox

My dad looked at me and said "If you have two boats, you also need a paradox."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DilbertPickles
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What are two documents that don't make sense?

A paradox.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/StripedTiger711
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A Paradox

Me: This movie is based around a paradox. Mom: A book? Me: No. Do you know what a paradox is? Dad: A surgeon and a general practitioner.

You best sleep with one eye open dad.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SandmanKaty
πŸ“…︎ May 29 2017
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Dad told me he encountered a paradox.

http://i.imgur.com/H1qMTm6.jpg

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πŸ‘€︎ u/iia
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Pair-A-Docs Paradox

I was telling my dad how I put the small TARDIS he got me for Christmas inside of a big TARDIS I bought a while ago and how I created a Paradox. He then pointed out that if each of the TARDISs had a Doctor in it, it really would be a "Pair-A-Docs"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bamhm182
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Is this a paradox?

My boss was shuffling through files and paperwork with a look of remorse. "I never get to see my kids," he uttered with a sigh. "because I don't have any."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lurkingn00b
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Paradox

"Dad you just created a paradox" "If twins became doctors they'd be a paradox"

cringes

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What is your favorite paradox? [AskReddit Comment] reddit.com/r/AskReddit/co…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheLegitMidgit
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The other day I saw a duck standing on top of another duck’s head.

I guess I saw a paradox.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Abcruz7
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Physicians work alone, or in mid-sized teams

because two of them together would be a paradox.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Naitraen
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Are those two canines?

Yes, it's a paradox

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πŸ‘€︎ u/berndIam
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My younger brother just hit me with this one.

providing context cause it caught me off guard which made it more funny.

Bro: If Pinocchio said his nose is about to grow, would it grow or would it not grow?

Me: I don’t know, you’ve created a paradox.

Bro: I created two doctors?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bluntcrumb
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Why did the dock cave in?

pier pressure

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πŸ‘€︎ u/reachingnexus
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Do you know why you never see two doctors in the same place/time?

You never see it because it would be a pair o' docs. (Paradox)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/stuntslushy1
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The state passed a new regulation that you can only have one dock at a boat landing.

Because if you had two it would be a paradox.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mrmunkey
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I quit my diet with a lot of restrictions.

Now I paradoxically have less on my plate

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πŸ‘€︎ u/player_owkay
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What do you call two surgeons that contradict one another?

A paradox

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πŸ‘€︎ u/clifwith1f
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What do you get when a ship runs into a bridge?

Paradox

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Time travel

My dad and I were watching Terminator 2 and talking about time paradoxes and he said "paradox, what's is that like for 2 boats?"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kosakkid13
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My Dad caught me off guard yesterday

Yesterday I was trying to explain the birthday paradox to my dad, which states that in a group of 23 people, there's a 50% chance of two of them having the same birthday.

Me: "the reason why two people probably have the same birthday is really complicated math."

Dad: "I already know why."

Me: "oh? Why?"

Dad: "because they were born on the same day."

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Pad your repertoire with these
  1. ARBITRAITOR A cook that leaves Arby's to work at McDonald's
  2. BERNADETTE The act of torching a mortgage.
  3. BURGLARIZE What a crook sees through
  4. AVOIDABLE What a bullfighter tries to do
  5. EYEDROPPER Clumsy ophthalmologist
  6. CONTROL A short, ugly inmate.
  7. COUNTERFEITER Workers who put together kitchen cabinets
  8. ECLIPSE What an English barber does for a living.
  9. LEFT BANK What the bank robbers did when their bag was full of money.
  10. HEROES What a man in a boat does
  11. PARASITES What you see from the Eiffel Tower
  12. PARADOX Two physicians
  13. PHARMACIST A helper on a farm
  14. POLARIZE What penguins see through
  15. PRIMATE Remove your spouse from in front of TV
  16. RELIEF What trees do in the spring
  17. RUBERNECK What you do to relax your wife
  18. SELFISH What the owner of a seafood store does
  19. SUDAFED Brought litigation against a government official
  20. PARADIGMS 20 cents
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πŸ‘€︎ u/David_Crockett
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My dad was looking for a place to eat lunch...

He said, "Should we try the Paradox Grille?"

"No," I replied. "I would rather eat at the Two Doctors Grille."

Paid him back after all of these years!!!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/galactigak
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If you only have one dock, so you go back in time to build yourself another dock, what do you have?

A paradox.

If you freeze it, then it's paradoxicle

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πŸ‘€︎ u/witz33
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Right in front of class a dadjoke appeared.

A student asked me what a paradox is.

I said to go to a lake and find two docks, that is a paradox.

Silence followed.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/grendel123
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My dad just e-mailed me a list of definitions:
  1. ARBITRATOR: A cook that leaves Arby's to work at McDonalds

  2. AVOIDABLE: What a bullfighter tries to do

  3. BERNADETTE: The act of torching a mortgage

  4. BURGLARIZE: What a crook sees with

  5. CONTROL: A short, ugly inmate

  6. COUNTERFEITERS: Workers who put together kitchen cabinets

  7. ECLIPSE: What an English barber does for a living

  8. EYEDROPPER: A clumsy ophthalmologist

  9. HEROES: What a guy in a boat does

  10. LEFTBANK: What the robber did when his bag was full of money

  11. MISTY: How golfers create divots

  12. PARADOX: Two physicians

  13. PARASITES: What you see from the top of the Eiffel Tower

  14. PHARMACIST: A helper on the farm

  15. POLARIZE: What penguins see with

  16. PRIMATE: Removing your spouse from in front of the TV

  17. RELIEF: What trees do in the spring

  18. RUBBERNECK: What you do to relax your wife

  19. SELFISH: What the owner of a seafood store does

  20. SUDAFED: Brought litigation against a government official

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