I told my daughter, “Go to bed, the cows are sleeping in the field.” Puzzled, she asked, “What’s that got to do with anything?” I chuckled, "Well, that means..."
It only took me six months to finish this jigsaw puzzle. I’m very proud of myself.
My family is all worried about my addiction to dot to dot puzzles. It's OK though...
I know where to draw the line...
I don’t mean to brag, but I just put a puzzle together in 1 day...
and the box said 2-4 years!
What do you get when you cross a puzzle with another puzzle?
My wife was a little puzzled when I suddenly bought some new beads for her abacus. Smiling, I said to her...
"Honey, it’s the little things that count!"
The inventor of the crossword puzzle lives near me...
He's 3 streets across and 2 down.
I did a puzzle in an hour
And it said it was supposed to take 3-4 years on the box
What do you call a fake number puzzle?
Wanting to impress my son at the zoo today, I revealed to him, "Used to be best friends with a giraffe, but we had a falling out." Puzzled, he asked, "What happened?" I shook my head, "I don't know really, but I felt..."
"He was always looking down on me!"
I just invented a new number puzzle game that is reminiscent of another commonly known game!
We are doing a jigsaw puzzle of the human anatomy, and I hid the upper arm.
Nobody else finds this humerus.
Just wanted to share my success! I finished this puzzle I’ve been working on this morning..
It said 2-4 years, but I completed it in 3 months!
Don't interrupt someone working intently on a word puzzle
Chances are, you'll hear some cross words
Thanks to our mutual dislike of newspaper puzzles, my wife and I have enjoyed a long and happy marriage. Thirty years and...
After watching Star Wars with my son for the first time today, he looked up at me and asked, "Daddy, why was R2D2 so dirty?" Puzzled, I asked him what he meant.
He replied, "Well, they had to bleep out every word he said!"
Can someone help me with this crossword puzzle? 7 letters, starts with R, clue is "Taken away from original place or position"
What do you call a finished puzzle of bacon and pancakes?
I wrote a pun about puzzles the other day but completely forgot it
If anyone could help me piece it together that’d be great.
There was a herd of cows on this big hill. A big gust of wind came by and blew all the smaller cows away. Puzzled, the rancher went up to one of the bulls that were still standing and asks,"How come you bulls are still standing?" The bull replies...
"Cuz we bulls wobble but we don't fall down."
My uncle worked for a newspaper's crossword puzzle team, but only contributed one awesome clue in his career...
He was a one-hint wonder!
Proud dad moment: After 5 months, I finally finished the jigsaw puzzle I was working on!
I finished a puzzle all by myself. It only took me a few weeks
Even though the box said 4-5 years.
Working on a crossword puzzle. Can anyone tell me the first initial and last name of the lead actor from Cast Away?
My daughter asked me for a recommendation for a good book. I told her I had the perfect book in my collection for her to read. It has drama, romance, betrayal, excitement, action, love, loss, heroes, villians, mystery and puzzles. Pretty much everything really. Excitedly she asked me for it.
I handed her the dictionary.
Sad to hear about the death of the man who invented the jigsaw puzzle.
I looked up from my computer and asked my son, "Have you heard of the blind cyclops brothers?" Puzzled, he replied, "Uh, no." I responded...
Son: How are you, Dad? - Dad: Well, I’m better than a crossword puzzle!
I’m not 6 down, 3 across.
What do you do if a maths puzzle infringes on your civil liberties?
a part of my puzzle just died, and all i gotta say is
My dad’s answer to everything is alcohol....
He doesn’t drink, it's just that he's really bad at crossword puzzles...
My daughter was playing in her sandbox when I suddenly asked if her small bucket was sick. Puzzled, she asked me why...
I responded, "Well, it IS a little pail!"
My daughter and I were playing on the beach today when I picked up her small bucket and stared at it for a long time. Puzzled, she asked, "Daddy, what're you doing!!?" Sounding concerned, I said, "Your bucket is sick!"
Surprised, she asked, "How do you know?"
I replied, "Well, it's a little pail!"
How many puzzle pieces does it take to solve an anime puzzle?
One Piece.
or:
Over 9000.
Only a few people will understand it xD
For five years, I've been drawing visual pun puzzles and putting them up on Mondays. They're kinda hard but really fun to solve. Here are a few.
imgur.com/a/4s6Qf
On the eve of a record breaking cold winter night, a wife notices her husband run to the backyard with a bucket in his hand.
She grabs a cup of hot cocoa and watches through the window as he fills the bucket up with water and races from the back of the house all the way out to the front yard and out of sight. She bundles up and goes outside to get a closer look and sees that he’s cleared the snow from the sidewalk. She watches as he takes his bucket of water and pours it out on the cold concrete. She’s puzzled for a second and then says:
Icy, what you did there.
I don't mean to brag, but I put together a puzzle in 1 day.
And the box said 2-4 years.
Proud!! I just put a puzzle together, it only took 2 days.
Dad: I just put a puzzle together
Dad: I just put a puzzle together. It only took one day. Box says 2 to 4 years
I told my 7 year old daughter, "Go to bed, the cows are sleeping in the field."
Puzzled she asked, "What's that got to do with anything?
I chuckled, "Well that means....its pasture bedtime. "
After watching Star Wars with my son for the first time today, he looked up at me and asked, "Daddy, why was R2D2 so dirty?" Puzzled, I asked him what he meant.
He replied, "Well, they had to bleep out every word he said!"
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