While doing a crossword, the cyclops asked his wife, "How do you spell Hawaii?" Glancing at what he wrote, she replied, "You need two i’s."
Cyclops growled, "My life is just a big joke to you, isn’t it!?"
The crossword fan asked to be buried 6ft down
Can someone help me with this crossword puzzle? 7 letters, starts with R, clue is "Taken away from original place or position"
My dad was doing a crossword the other day, he shouted across the room, 'Help me with 11 down the clue is: Over worked Postman'. 'How may letters?' I asked.
My uncle worked for a newspaper's crossword puzzle team, but only contributed one awesome clue in his career...
He was a one-hint wonder!
Husband doing crosswords with his wife
Husband: emphatic no, five letters
Wife: never
H: pistol, three letters
W: gun
H: disgust, three letters
W: ugh
H: charity, four letters
W: give
H: female sheep, three letters
W: ewe
H: Pixar movie, two letters
W: Up
Working on a crossword puzzle. Can anyone tell me the first initial and last name of the lead actor from Cast Away?
Son: How are you, Dad? - Dad: Well, I’m better than a crossword puzzle!
I’m not 6 down, 3 across.
Me: Hey, I’m stuck on a crossword clue..”Overworked Postman”. Can you help?
Her: Ok. How many letters?
Me: Too many.
My friend's brother wrote an article on the history of crosswords...
I was stuck on a crossword the other day, with a word for a postman's sack.
'How many letters were there?'
There were loads in there!
I met the bloke that invented crosswords today
I can’t remember his name, it was P something T something R
Asked my friend help for a crossword. (Joke source in comments)
My wife left me because of my obsession with crosswords. I guess you could say I'm...
1 _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
Across
1 Severe and overwhelming shock or grief (10)
I'm off to do a crossword now
I am stuck on a crossword clue
5 letter word, "A vacant look; A ______ expression."
Today I found out the guy who invented the crossword puzzle is buried at my local cemetery
If you're looking for the headstone go 9 down 3 across.
I don't quite recall his name...
I think I was P something T something something...
The crossword was asking for an 8 letter 1995 Alicia Silverstone movie
When I told my dad that my crossword puzzle obsession was making me depressed, he told me not to get two down.
Dad joked my little sister. Can you help me with a crossword puzzle?
Reading a newspaper, casually turn to my little sister and ask "can you help me with a crossword puzzle? The clue is Postman's bag"
Her: "how many letters?"
Me: "LOADS OF THEM!"
Dad joked while doing a crossword.
My mom was doing a crossword over breakfast with my dad at the dining room table and I overheard her asking him for help on one of the clues.
"'Uplifted' is the clue... Could it be something like 'elified'?" She asked.
Dad quickly replies, "'El-if-I know!"
"God...." My mom groans. I almost spit the milk I was drinking out. He doesn't make dad jokes often, so it took me by surprise :)
"I've almost completed a crossword. I was wondering if you could help me," I told this girl on the train.
"I just need one more word. Six letters...another word for 'material'."
She said, "That's fabric."
"It's pretty great, isn't it?" I replied. "But my name isn't Rick."
Help! I need a cheesy pun to put on crossword book for my wife.
You fill up the blank in my life (?)
When I'm down you pick me up, take me across when I can't go on (?)
Can you help me with a crossword? I need another word for "Instruments in a string quartet."
Because violins is never the answer.
Hey! See the cemetery we are passing now? Well, the man who invented the crossword is actually buried there...
... his grave is 3 down and 7 across!
Next time someone is doing a crossword whisper...
The man who invented the crossword is buried on that cemetery. No, really! He's buried 3 down and 2 across.
Best said when driving past any cemetery...
My dad was doing a crossword puzzle yesterday.....
Dad: hmmmm, I'm stuck on a clue
Me: bet I can help
Dad: ok, 4 across, the clue is overladen postman
Me: how many letters?
Dad: a blooming sack full
Dad pulled this one on me whilst reading me crossword clues.
Dad: 8 across, postman struggling up hill.
Me: how many letters?
Dad: loads, that's why he's struggling!
Dad: "dont worry I've already done the crossword in the paper"
Dad was doing the crossword...
Dad: "Physics Nobelist Niels..."
Dad: "BOHR... Well I bet his dissertation wasn't exciting."
My fiancé's aunt was doing a crossword puzzle.
Aunt: What is Sporty Spice's name?
Me (without hesitation): Sporty Spice. DUHHHH.
Crosswords.
Mom: 'I think I'll take my crossword book'
Dad: 'why are the words so angry with you?'
Room: 'groans'
While doing a crossword, the cyclops asked his wife,"How do you spell Hawai'i?"
She replied, "You need two i’s."
Cyclops growled, "My life is just a big joke to you, isn’t it?"
Me: Hey, can you help me with a crossword clue? I’m stuck.
Her: Sure, what is it?
Me: “Overworked postmen.”
Her: But how many letters?
Me: Too many.
I asked my wife, “I am stuck with this crossword clue. Would you help?”
Her: Sure. What is it?
Me: The clue is “Overworked Postman”.
Her: But how many letters?
Me: Too many.
Me: I’m stuck on this crossword clue—“an unemployed postman”! Can you help me?
Her: But how many letters?
Me: Zero.
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