I don’t mean to brag, but I just put a puzzle together in 1 day...
and the box said 2-4 years!
What do you call a fake number puzzle?
Dad: I just put a puzzle together
Dad: I just put a puzzle together. It only took one day. Box says 2 to 4 years
I just invented a new number puzzle game that is reminiscent of another commonly known game!
We are doing a jigsaw puzzle of the human anatomy, and I hid the upper arm.
Nobody else finds this humerus.
Just wanted to share my success! I finished this puzzle I’ve been working on this morning..
It said 2-4 years, but I completed it in 3 months!
Thanks to our mutual dislike of newspaper puzzles, my wife and I have enjoyed a long and happy marriage. Thirty years and...
Don't interrupt someone working intently on a word puzzle
Chances are, you'll hear some cross words
The inventor of the jigsaw puzzle has died
His wife is in fifteen hundred pieces
What do you call a finished puzzle of bacon and pancakes?
Can someone help me with this crossword puzzle? 7 letters, starts with R, clue is "Taken away from original place or position"
I wrote a pun about puzzles the other day but completely forgot it
If anyone could help me piece it together that’d be great.
My uncle worked for a newspaper's crossword puzzle team, but only contributed one awesome clue in his career...
He was a one-hint wonder!
I finished a puzzle all by myself. It only took me a few weeks
Even though the box said 4-5 years.
Proud dad moment: After 5 months, I finally finished the jigsaw puzzle I was working on!
Working on a crossword puzzle. Can anyone tell me the first initial and last name of the lead actor from Cast Away?
Sad to hear about the death of the man who invented the jigsaw puzzle.
What do you do if a maths puzzle infringes on your civil liberties?
My daughter asked me for a recommendation for a good book. I told her I had the perfect book in my collection for her to read. It has drama, romance, betrayal, excitement, action, love, loss, heroes, villians, mystery and puzzles. Pretty much everything really. Excitedly she asked me for it.
I handed her the dictionary.
Son: How are you, Dad? - Dad: Well, I’m better than a crossword puzzle!
I’m not 6 down, 3 across.
a part of my puzzle just died, and all i gotta say is
How many puzzle pieces does it take to solve an anime puzzle?
One Piece.
or:
Over 9000.
Only a few people will understand it xD
For five years, I've been drawing visual pun puzzles and putting them up on Mondays. They're kinda hard but really fun to solve. Here are a few.
imgur.com/a/4s6Qf
Today I found out the guy who invented the crossword puzzle is buried at my local cemetery
If you're looking for the headstone go 9 down 3 across.
I don't quite recall his name...
I think I was P something T something something...
"I finished a puzzle the other day. It took me 3 years to finish it..."
"...I thought that was quite good seeing as it said "2 to 4 years" on the box"
Courtesy of my dad today. Top joke, pops.
Dad joked my little sister. Can you help me with a crossword puzzle?
Reading a newspaper, casually turn to my little sister and ask "can you help me with a crossword puzzle? The clue is Postman's bag"
Her: "how many letters?"
Me: "LOADS OF THEM!"
The inventor of the jigsaw puzzle died earlier today
His wife is said to be in 1500 pieces.
When I told my dad that my crossword puzzle obsession was making me depressed, he told me not to get two down.
I finished my puzzle today, it took me 6 months and I’m pretty proud of myself
On the box it says 3-5 years.
Feeling proud of myself lately. The Sesame Street puzzle I bought said 3-5 years,
But I finished it in 10 months.
A worker at a puzzle factory..
got stuck in the machinery in a terrible accident
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He is now resting in pieces
Don’t interrupt someone working intently on a puzzle.
Chances are, you’ll hear some crosswords.
Don't interrupt someone working intently on a puzzle.
You may hear some crosswords.
I solved a jigsaw puzzle in 6 months,
Even though the box said 2-4 years.
I don’t mean to brag, but I just put a puzzle together in one day, and the box said 2-4 years!
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