I feel like I'm being stalked, It's eary.
But after entering this last one, I'm not so sure where I stand anymore.
All the critics agree, it's hay-mazing!
Needless to say I was starving, as fate would have it a ripe piece fell down right at my feet. Startled I called out “well I guess it’s on the house!” To my amazement the stalk came to life and said “Nonsense! It’s on the cob!”
They had suffered a corncussion
She will chose the fourth prince: he's the most hand-some.
Had an earie feeling that I was being stalked the whole time.
Because the walls have ears.
...so he called in his court wizard to devise a means of defense. The wizard set to work at once. First, he wove a net, tightly so that nothing could escape. Then he traveled to the nearby lake.
For three days, he went to the edge of a dock, and cast his net into the water. Each time, he collected many small fish, until he had gathered thousands.
He then took the fish to his study, and carefully processed them, crushing them into a sticky paste. Warming the paste, he began to lather it across the walls of the maze.
When the king learned of this, he was very angry.
"How dare you cover my walls with fish paste!" he said.
The wizard replied, "But sire, everyone knows to protect a labyrinth, one must use a minnow tar."
I was wandering in circles for ages, but then I remembered some advice my dad gave me. I started digging around until I found water, and I knew I had found the way out. What was his advice? “Where there’s a well, there’s a way.”
It was earie.
But when I swap for aces of spades, I'm trading Spaces
A man like him is hard to find.
It was a dead-end job.
i couldn't get a word in hedgeways
The kids thought it was aMAZEing.
There were tender ears around.
It was A-MAIZE-ing
The three year old was asking him where he was, and the eight year old said- I am standing at the corner. Get it? Corn-er. Little bastard is on point.
It looks Hay-mazing.
It was tired of working in a dead end field.
Mom: Should we buy a pumpkin? Dad: It's a bit early, we don't want a premature jack-o-lantern. Mom: Goddammit!
It was earie.
It was very earie.
