I used to love mazes

But after entering this last one, I'm not so sure where I stand anymore.

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πŸ“…︎ May 05 2021
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I am not a fan of the corn maze.

I feel like I'm being stalked, It's eary.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PensionNo8124
πŸ“…︎ May 05 2021
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Did you hear about the new corn maze the pumpkin patch?

All the critics agree, it's hay-mazing!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/clark_creationz
πŸ“…︎ Oct 04 2020
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I got lost in a corn maze for a couple days last year

Needless to say I was starving, as fate would have it a ripe piece fell down right at my feet. Startled I called out β€œwell I guess it’s on the house!” To my amazement the stalk came to life and said β€œNonsense! It’s on the cob!”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Durian-Shot
πŸ“…︎ Sep 05 2020
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Did you hear about the person who hit their head in a maize maze?

They had suffered a corncussion

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GrumpGuy88888
πŸ“…︎ May 22 2020
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A princess wants to choose her future husband. Her engineers create a maze full of deadly traps. After the struggle, four princes survive. The first three have both their hands cut off. The fourth one still has one hand left. Which one will she choose?

She will chose the fourth prince: he's the most hand-some.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/danielsoft1
πŸ“…︎ Feb 10 2020
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Went through a corn maze today and didn't like it...

Had an earie feeling that I was being stalked the whole time.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SerbianTarHeel
πŸ“…︎ Apr 25 2020
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Why can't you tell a secret in a corn maze?

Because the walls have ears.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PeppermintBiscuit
πŸ“…︎ Oct 30 2019
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A king was looking to protect his secret maze...

...so he called in his court wizard to devise a means of defense. The wizard set to work at once. First, he wove a net, tightly so that nothing could escape. Then he traveled to the nearby lake.

For three days, he went to the edge of a dock, and cast his net into the water. Each time, he collected many small fish, until he had gathered thousands.

He then took the fish to his study, and carefully processed them, crushing them into a sticky paste. Warming the paste, he began to lather it across the walls of the maze.

When the king learned of this, he was very angry.

"How dare you cover my walls with fish paste!" he said.

The wizard replied, "But sire, everyone knows to protect a labyrinth, one must use a minnow tar."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cmecau
πŸ“…︎ Jan 07 2019
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So I got lost in a maze.

I was wandering in circles for ages, but then I remembered some advice my dad gave me. I started digging around until I found water, and I knew I had found the way out. What was his advice? β€œWhere there’s a well, there’s a way.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheGreatAutisto
πŸ“…︎ Feb 19 2020
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I once got lost in a corn maze as dusk settled and everything grew quiet...

It was earie.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Dec 19 2019
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This picture is β€œA maze in”
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πŸ‘€︎ u/xerxiz32
πŸ“…︎ Mar 24 2019
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A group of people went into a maze to find a centaur. As they entered one man told the group: β€œDon’t bother going to the middle”, They responded: β€œWhy?”, He replied: β€œThey don’t like to be the centaur of attention”.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Trigger-Plays
πŸ“…︎ Oct 07 2019
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Corn mazes should be renamed

Maize mazes

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πŸ‘€︎ u/alexrazz93
πŸ“…︎ Sep 13 2019
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πŸ‘€︎ u/mr_frankenstein
πŸ“…︎ Mar 03 2015
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I like to combine words like hay and maze to mayze

But when I swap for aces of spades, I'm trading Spaces

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πŸ‘€︎ u/maxxbreaker
πŸ“…︎ Jun 04 2019
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A corn maze could just be called a Maize.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Hellishfish
πŸ“…︎ Apr 30 2018
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Everyone loves my friend Dave who trims maze hedges for a living.

A man like him is hard to find.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Aug 23 2018
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I recently quit my job as a maze designer.

It was a dead-end job.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/loosefred
πŸ“…︎ Apr 05 2018
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I Went to a theme park with my family, and there was an endless maze

The kids thought it was aMAZEing.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CrampedPanther
πŸ“…︎ Nov 15 2018
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The wife was nattering on and on at the outdoor maze, it was hard for me to say anything.

i couldn't get a word in hedgeways

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πŸ‘€︎ u/rethinkr
πŸ“…︎ Jan 10 2019
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Went to a corn maze today. Was asked to not use bad language.

There were tender ears around.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bigbossodin
πŸ“…︎ Sep 30 2017
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We went to a corn maze over the weekend..

It was A-MAIZE-ing

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ClimbTheCanopy
πŸ“…︎ Oct 15 2017
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While walking through the corn maze today my son got us

The three year old was asking him where he was, and the eight year old said- I am standing at the corner. Get it? Corn-er. Little bastard is on point.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/el_heffe80
πŸ“…︎ Oct 12 2015
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Did you hear about that maze made out of hay?

It looks Hay-mazing.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NelasFilipe
πŸ“…︎ Sep 06 2017
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Why did the corn maze go back to school?

It was tired of working in a dead end field.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sweetandweak
πŸ“…︎ Oct 07 2016
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Heard my dad say this at the corn maze yesterday

Mom: Should we buy a pumpkin? Dad: It's a bit early, we don't want a premature jack-o-lantern. Mom: Goddammit!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kcebnaes
πŸ“…︎ Sep 29 2014
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In the corn maze, I felt like I was being stalked.

It was earie.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/uhavethebiggay
πŸ“…︎ Sep 21 2020
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I thought I was being stalked in a corn maze once

It was very earie.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FinalCaveat
πŸ“…︎ May 19 2019
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