Staircases Puns

A list of puns related to "Staircases"

A staircase is just a stair with extra steps.
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👤︎ u/DIzzy13579
📅︎ Dec 05 2020
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I've just written a book about falling down a staircase

It's a step by step guide

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👤︎ u/HellsJuggernaut
📅︎ Sep 23 2020
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Talking with my brother: “Hey remember when we would see how far we could jump off the staircase?”

“That just sounds like leaping off ledges with extra steps”

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👤︎ u/ovrlymm
📅︎ Dec 15 2020
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My brother dug a hole in the ground, filled it with water then designed a moving staircase that was powered by it.

That well escalated quickly!

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👤︎ u/thomasbrakeline
📅︎ Oct 31 2020
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Can’t trust a staircase

Always up to something 🤔

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👤︎ u/Bradb717
📅︎ Jul 09 2020
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How do you build a staircase?

You take it step by step.

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👤︎ u/LudwigVonPhoenix
📅︎ Jul 17 2020
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I hate staircases,

They're always up to something.

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👤︎ u/LittlePickleLoL
📅︎ Jun 01 2020
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In my my neighbor's home, their huge dog frequently sleeps at the landing at the top of their tall staircase causing a possible tripping hazard. Good advice to them....

Persons in their household should watch their steps, particularly early risers.

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👤︎ u/bardbelle
📅︎ Sep 22 2020
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I find it really hard to trust staircases

They're always up to something.

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👤︎ u/TwistedRocker
📅︎ Aug 30 2019
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My mom’s new husband makes staircases for a living

He is my stepfather

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👤︎ u/knittingmonster
📅︎ Aug 02 2019
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I hate reading manuals for staircases.

There are always too many steps.

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👤︎ u/Paper_piper_poet
📅︎ Oct 17 2019
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What did the staircase tell the man at the bottom?

I am many steps ahead of you.

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👤︎ u/votepledge
📅︎ Feb 10 2020
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I have written a new book called "How to Survive falling down a staircase”

.........It is a step by step guide

Edit: oh my god wow, thank you for the silver!

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👤︎ u/cynocation
📅︎ May 31 2019
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What did the better staircase say to the lesser one?

You need to step it up.

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👤︎ u/AsianSoccerGuy
📅︎ Aug 18 2019
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My wife wants me to remodel our staircase.

I told her I'd need a step-by-step guide.

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👤︎ u/RodentofNormalSize
📅︎ Oct 20 2016
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An obese man on a diet stole a staircase

He was taking steps to lose weight

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👤︎ u/LurkyTheHatMan
📅︎ Sep 23 2019
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I saw a smug prisoner walking down the staircase...

I thought: "that's a condescending con descending"

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👤︎ u/judethedude781
📅︎ Aug 17 2019
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What do you call a sneaky criminal going down a staircase?

A condescending con descending.

Edit: “snarky” not sneaky :)

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👤︎ u/eggiestnoodle
📅︎ Aug 15 2018
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Hey stepdad, can you tell me how an elevator is different than a staircase?

No stepson

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👤︎ u/boogerknows
📅︎ Sep 29 2019
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Did you hear about the woman whe gave birth in a staircase

She had a step child

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👤︎ u/astronaut12
📅︎ Feb 25 2019
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Did you hear about the architect who invented the worst staircase in the world?

It didn’t go down well

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👤︎ u/TheJawsDog
📅︎ May 22 2019
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I'm building my dream home, and doing most of the work myself. About to start the second story, so I bought a book to learn how to build a staircase.

It's a step by step guide

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👤︎ u/ServalSpots
📅︎ Sep 05 2018
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I wanted to build a staircase but i changed my mind

It required too many steps.

Credits to my brother in law when he was painting his deck.

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👤︎ u/Papermint
📅︎ Aug 16 2018
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What do you call a lamp in a Peruvian staircase?

An Incan descent light bulb.

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👤︎ u/wll89a
📅︎ Mar 06 2016
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What do you call Cadillacs with staircases on the back?

Escaladors.

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👤︎ u/rabbittexpress
📅︎ Dec 28 2016
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I've just written a book on how to fall down a staircase.

It's a step by step guide.

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👤︎ u/AustralianGroan
📅︎ Apr 08 2020
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I can't trust these staircases, man..

they are always up to something.

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👤︎ u/v_cleaner
📅︎ Jul 22 2015
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