Darth Vader found his new wife near the stairs...
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︎ May 04 2021
I donβt trust stairs at all
Theyβre always up to something
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︎ Jun 07 2021
So I'm walking down stairs with my 2 year old son this morning when my wife calls from the kitchen...
"Hey, you boys Wahstarving?"
"umm... what?"
"Cause I've got WAHFULLS!"
(She was so proud, a decent dad joke from the mama panda)
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︎ May 28 2021
I asked my grandpa, βHow are you enjoying the new stair lift?β
Grandpa: I hate it. Itβs driving me up the wall.
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︎ Feb 08 2021
My dad fell down the stairs and broke his arm.
He couldn't stop laughing though, it was a humerus situation.
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︎ May 04 2021
Ladders are just stairs
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︎ May 23 2021
You remember when they made stairs?
It was a big step for civilization.
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︎ May 22 2021
What do you call it when a felon goes down stairs
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︎ Apr 18 2021
What do you call a narcissistic criminal walking down the stairs?
A condescending
Con descending
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︎ Apr 30 2021
How do you fall down the stairs?
Step 1
Step 2
Step 3
Step 6
Step 11
Step 16
Floor
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︎ Mar 28 2021
Why shouldn't anyone trust stairs?
Because they're always upto something
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︎ Mar 15 2021
I had an argument with my brother about how to get to the next floor in the mall because he refused to use the stairs or the elevator
My next thought was: "Well, that escalated quickly"
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︎ May 05 2021
I broke up with my partner on our front stairs.
It was a stoop end this situation
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︎ Apr 30 2021
The elevator at work was broken so I took the stairs...
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Now no one can get down.
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︎ Dec 08 2020
My sister prefers taking the stairs, but I always take the elevator.
I guess..we are raised differently.
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︎ Feb 24 2021
My mom's new husband told me a joke about stairs that wasn't all that funny
I didn't relate to it.
Hey, I guess you could say it was a step dad joke.
On more than one level.
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︎ Apr 07 2021
I've offered my elderly neighbour $20 to try out her stair lift.
I think she's going to take me up on it.
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︎ Jan 28 2021
My brother stumbled and fell down the stairs
It wasn't a pleasant trip.
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︎ Mar 21 2021
What happened when the geese fell down stairs?
They all got goose bumps.
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︎ Feb 26 2021
I've just finished writing a book about using stairs...
It's a step by step guide.
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︎ Jan 17 2021
How to draw stairs (step by step)
The answer is in the title.
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︎ Mar 03 2021
Wanna hear a joke about stairs?
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︎ Jan 25 2021
Iβll be honest, I donβt trust the stairs in my house.
Theyβre up to something...
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︎ May 19 2021
Never trust stairs, they are always up to something
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︎ May 01 2021
Why can't you trust stairs?
Because they are always up to something
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︎ May 04 2021
I don't trust stairs.
They are always up to something.
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︎ Apr 16 2021
I donβt trust stairs
Theyβre always up to something
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︎ May 10 2021
I Never Trusted Stairs
They always lead up to something.
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︎ Mar 25 2021
Here's a step-by-step guide on how to fall down stairs!
Step 28
Step 27
Step 24
Step 21
Step 16
Step 12
Step 7
Step 3
Step 1
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︎ Nov 26 2020
I dont trust stairs
They're always up to something
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︎ Feb 24 2021
I don't trust stairs.
They're always up to something
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︎ Feb 21 2021
My brother always takes the stairs, but I prefer taking the elevator.
I guess we are raised differently.
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︎ Jan 02 2021
I don't trust stairs
They're always up to something...
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︎ Mar 16 2021
I asked my grandpa, "How are you enjoying the new stair lift?"
Grandpa: It has it's ups and downs
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︎ Feb 09 2021
I donβt like stairs.
Theyβre always up to something.
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︎ Jan 15 2021
I donβt trust stairs
Theyβre always up to something.
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︎ Feb 09 2021
I don't trust stairs.
They're always up to something or they always let you down.
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︎ Dec 14 2020
I'm writing a book about falling down stairs...
It's a step by step guide.
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︎ Jan 06 2021
I've never trusted stairs.
They're always up to something.
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︎ Jan 25 2021
From my kids... Would you like a guide to falling down the stairs.
Step 1
Step 2
Step 3
Step 6
Step 9...
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︎ Feb 16 2021
I donβt trust stairs...
^(because theyβre always up to something.)
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︎ Jan 06 2021
"I don't trust stairs."
"They're always up to something."
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︎ Nov 26 2020
Wanna know why I don't trust stairs?
They're always up to something...
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︎ Dec 24 2020
I don't trust stairs
They are always up to something.
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︎ Apr 15 2020
I donβt trust stairs... you wanna know why?
Because theyβre always up to something!
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︎ Dec 31 2020
I bought a book called "How to walk up stairs."
Step 1
Step 2
Step 3
Step 4
....
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︎ Dec 04 2020
My dad once told me a joke about stairs.
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︎ Jan 27 2021
How to fall down a flight of stairs
Step 1:
Step 2:
Step 4:
Step 9 :
Step 17:
Step 36:
Floor
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︎ Dec 27 2020
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