Darth Vader found his new wife near the stairs...

Her name is Ellie Vader

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I don’t trust stairs at all

They’re always up to something

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Thingermajigy
πŸ“…︎ Jun 07 2021
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So I'm walking down stairs with my 2 year old son this morning when my wife calls from the kitchen...

"Hey, you boys Wahstarving?"

"umm... what?"

"Cause I've got WAHFULLS!"

(She was so proud, a decent dad joke from the mama panda)

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πŸ“…︎ May 28 2021
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I asked my grandpa, β€œHow are you enjoying the new stair lift?”

Grandpa: I hate it. It’s driving me up the wall.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Feb 08 2021
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My dad fell down the stairs and broke his arm.

He couldn't stop laughing though, it was a humerus situation.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/zaksev
πŸ“…︎ May 04 2021
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Ladders are just stairs

With extra steps.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ThanosThiccChin
πŸ“…︎ May 23 2021
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You remember when they made stairs?

It was a big step for civilization.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Obsidian347
πŸ“…︎ May 22 2021
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What do you call it when a felon goes down stairs

Con-descending

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πŸ‘€︎ u/justme2991
πŸ“…︎ Apr 18 2021
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What do you call a narcissistic criminal walking down the stairs?

A condescending

Con descending

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BeachPeachMcgee
πŸ“…︎ Apr 30 2021
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How do you fall down the stairs?

Step 1 Step 2 Step 3

Step 6

Step 11

Step 16 Floor

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jg4888
πŸ“…︎ Mar 28 2021
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Why shouldn't anyone trust stairs?

Because they're always upto something

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πŸ‘€︎ u/makunahatata27
πŸ“…︎ Mar 15 2021
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I had an argument with my brother about how to get to the next floor in the mall because he refused to use the stairs or the elevator

My next thought was: "Well, that escalated quickly"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/blueandgoldilocks
πŸ“…︎ May 05 2021
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I broke up with my partner on our front stairs.

It was a stoop end this situation

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πŸ“…︎ Apr 30 2021
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The elevator at work was broken so I took the stairs...

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Now no one can get down.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Calthropstu
πŸ“…︎ Dec 08 2020
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My sister prefers taking the stairs, but I always take the elevator.

I guess..we are raised differently.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Feb 24 2021
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My mom's new husband told me a joke about stairs that wasn't all that funny

I didn't relate to it.

Hey, I guess you could say it was a step dad joke.

On more than one level.

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πŸ“…︎ Apr 07 2021
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I've offered my elderly neighbour $20 to try out her stair lift.

I think she's going to take me up on it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Jan 28 2021
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My brother stumbled and fell down the stairs

It wasn't a pleasant trip.

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πŸ“…︎ Mar 21 2021
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What happened when the geese fell down stairs?

They all got goose bumps.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SuperGrandPatzer
πŸ“…︎ Feb 26 2021
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I've just finished writing a book about using stairs...

It's a step by step guide.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Jan 17 2021
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How to draw stairs (step by step)

The answer is in the title.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lucilaos
πŸ“…︎ Mar 03 2021
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Wanna hear a joke about stairs?

It’s hysterical

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LastLeave8770
πŸ“…︎ Jan 25 2021
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I’ll be honest, I don’t trust the stairs in my house.

They’re up to something...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Eternal_Punshine
πŸ“…︎ May 19 2021
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Never trust stairs, they are always up to something
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πŸ“…︎ May 01 2021
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Why can't you trust stairs?

Because they are always up to something

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rathabro
πŸ“…︎ May 04 2021
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I don't trust stairs.

They are always up to something.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/runew0lf
πŸ“…︎ Apr 16 2021
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I don’t trust stairs

They’re always up to something

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Tempuran-San
πŸ“…︎ May 10 2021
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I Never Trusted Stairs

They always lead up to something.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FlandersHasPassed
πŸ“…︎ Mar 25 2021
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Here's a step-by-step guide on how to fall down stairs!

Step 28

Step 27

Step 24

Step 21

Step 16

Step 12

Step 7

Step 3

Step 1

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πŸ‘€︎ u/icemage27
πŸ“…︎ Nov 26 2020
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I dont trust stairs

They're always up to something

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πŸ‘€︎ u/shamudawhale51
πŸ“…︎ Feb 24 2021
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I don't trust stairs.

They're always up to something

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FunnyDifficulty6
πŸ“…︎ Feb 21 2021
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My brother always takes the stairs, but I prefer taking the elevator.

I guess we are raised differently.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jan 02 2021
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I don't trust stairs

They're always up to something...

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πŸ“…︎ Mar 16 2021
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I asked my grandpa, "How are you enjoying the new stair lift?"

Grandpa: It has it's ups and downs

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SnooRobots3440
πŸ“…︎ Feb 09 2021
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I don’t like stairs.

They’re always up to something.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LilDoctor007
πŸ“…︎ Jan 15 2021
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I don’t trust stairs

They’re always up to something.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/wilhelmfart
πŸ“…︎ Feb 09 2021
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I don't trust stairs.

They're always up to something or they always let you down.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Tinnber
πŸ“…︎ Dec 14 2020
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I'm writing a book about falling down stairs...

It's a step by step guide.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FLASHsixx
πŸ“…︎ Jan 06 2021
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I've never trusted stairs.

They're always up to something.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Odinovic
πŸ“…︎ Jan 25 2021
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From my kids... Would you like a guide to falling down the stairs.

Step 1 Step 2 Step 3 Step 6 Step 9...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SolarGuy55
πŸ“…︎ Feb 16 2021
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I don’t trust stairs...

^(because they’re always up to something.)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/WWG_Genius
πŸ“…︎ Jan 06 2021
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"I don't trust stairs."

"They're always up to something."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PersonWalker
πŸ“…︎ Nov 26 2020
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Wanna know why I don't trust stairs?

They're always up to something...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Lahkli
πŸ“…︎ Dec 24 2020
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I don't trust stairs

They are always up to something.

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πŸ“…︎ Apr 15 2020
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I don’t trust stairs... you wanna know why?

Because they’re always up to something!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/masodilla
πŸ“…︎ Dec 31 2020
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I bought a book called "How to walk up stairs."

Step 1 Step 2 Step 3 Step 4 ....

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thesmartass1
πŸ“…︎ Dec 04 2020
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My dad once told me a joke about stairs.

It's was a stepdad joke.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KaleBennett
πŸ“…︎ Jan 27 2021
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How to fall down a flight of stairs

Step 1:

Step 2:

Step 4:

Step 9 :

Step 17:

Step 36:

Floor

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Tubergod1
πŸ“…︎ Dec 27 2020
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