The fight between the escalators was brutal....
Letβs just say it escalated quickly
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︎ May 10 2021
An uplifting movie about an escalator
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︎ Nov 29 2020
What do you call a fast escalator?
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︎ Sep 12 2020
My brother prefers to take the stairs but I prefer the escalator.
I guess we were raised differently.
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︎ Nov 20 2020
Saw an escalator for the first time today...
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︎ Dec 02 2020
I came across a broken escalator today...
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︎ Dec 16 2020
I prefer escalators but my wife prefers elevators...
I think itβs because we were raised differently
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︎ Sep 15 2020
Hereβs a step by step guide for riding an escalator.
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︎ Apr 10 2020
If youβre terrified of escalators,
You should take steps to avoid them
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︎ May 18 2020
Why shouldn't you trust escalators?
They're always pushing you to go in their direction.
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︎ Aug 04 2020
Hey Stepdad! Can you tell me how an elevator is different than an escalator?
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︎ May 18 2020
I heard something happened on the escalator...
I want to know what went down.
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︎ Feb 27 2020
Did you hear about the man who invented the escalator?
He was mechanically inclined.
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︎ Nov 17 2019
What does an escalator do when it breaks?
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︎ Aug 29 2019
I have this terrible fear of Escalators.
I am taking steps to avoid them.
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︎ Nov 15 2019
I've developed a fear of escalators.
I'm taking steps to about them.
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︎ Apr 18 2019
I wanted to ask the woman how to get upstairs, but I think I'll escalator.
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︎ May 16 2019
Did you hear about the freak accident where the escalator at a shop started moving really fast and threw people off...
Let me tell you it really escalated quickly.
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︎ Oct 15 2019
My job as an escalator repairman has its ups and downs
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︎ Jun 16 2019
Last week I have walked on the world's fasted escalator.
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︎ Nov 04 2019
Escalators make me feel uncomfortable.
They automatically stair when I enter the room.
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︎ Jun 24 2019
My first time on an escalator...
...was quite uplifting, the second time though was a letdown
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︎ Jan 20 2018
They Tell Me I Always Go Through the Wrong Escalator
So I've been taking extra steps to avoid them.
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︎ Feb 12 2019
A complete set of instructions for riding an escalator:
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︎ May 24 2018
What happened when the escalator broke down?
Everyone stopped and stairedβ¦
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︎ Aug 19 2017
Whenever I get the chance to take an elevator or an escalator, I always do it...
I was always taught, growing up, that it was impolite to stair.
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︎ May 24 2019
I donβt like escalators!
Theyβre either up to something or trying to bring me down!
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︎ Feb 14 2019
Preference for taking either the elevator or escalator is based on a difference in upbringing.
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︎ Sep 08 2017
Keep cow's off escalators,
You don't want to raise the steaks.
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︎ Apr 25 2019
I won't travel to the ground by escalators
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︎ Jun 18 2018
I don't trust escalators...
They're usually up to something. Either that or they just let me down
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︎ Aug 21 2018
A man gets on an escalator and starts going up, but the motor malfunctions, causing him to speed out of control and fall flat on his face.
All I can say is... that escalated quickly.
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︎ Sep 01 2017
I was making my way through Atlanta airport the other day when I noticed a man working on a broken escalator...
As I descended down the adjacent, working escalator I noticed the man tapping his screwdriver impatiently at the bottom; looking around as if he were waiting for something. I couldn't resist...
>Me: "Do you have everything you need to fix it?"
>
>Him: "No!" <looking frustrated>
>
>Me: "Well, have you tried escalating?!"
In about half a second the man's face erupted in a smile while he proceeded to laugh so loudly that he startled himself and a woman nearby who gasped, turning to look at him. Somewhere behind me a woman unleashed a loud, "Ha!" as well.
I smiled all the way to my designated boarding gate =D
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︎ Jul 21 2018
My son is afraid of down escalators
I told him not to dream of escalators or he'll stay up all night. (True story)
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︎ Jun 26 2017
What do you call a broken escalator?
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︎ Jul 29 2016
Got my coworkers today on the escalator!
So we're heading into the underground station on a downwards escalator after work.
Me: Hey guys, escalators go up right?
Them: Uh... Yeah...
Me: So this downwards one, would it be a de-escalator?
-Insert groans and shaking heads-
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︎ Mar 07 2015
I prefer escalators but my wife prefers elevators...
I think itβs because we were raised differently
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︎ Sep 15 2020
Hey stepdad, can you tell me how an elevator is different from an escalator?
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︎ Dec 13 2019
Hereβs a simple guide on how to ride an escalator.
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︎ Jan 19 2019
Escalators are dangerous.
You should take steps to avoid them.
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︎ Oct 05 2019
What do you call a fast escalator?
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︎ Jul 22 2018
Hereβs a step by step guide on how to ride an escalator.
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︎ Aug 03 2019
Hereβs a step by step guide for riding an escalator.
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︎ Apr 15 2019
He is afraid of the escalator, so he has started taking steps to avoid them.
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︎ Aug 17 2018
I came across a broken escalator the other day
All I could do was stair.
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︎ Nov 15 2017
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