The fight between the escalators was brutal....

Let’s just say it escalated quickly

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πŸ‘€︎ u/UncookedBrick
πŸ“…︎ May 10 2021
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An uplifting movie about an escalator
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πŸ‘€︎ u/tenderyetfirm
πŸ“…︎ Nov 29 2020
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What do you call a fast escalator?

An Escasooner

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Joshy-Squashy
πŸ“…︎ Sep 12 2020
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My brother prefers to take the stairs but I prefer the escalator.

I guess we were raised differently.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Nov 20 2020
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Saw an escalator for the first time today...

Just stopped and staired

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DJBlue18
πŸ“…︎ Dec 02 2020
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I came across a broken escalator today...

All I could was stair.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Dec 16 2020
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I prefer escalators but my wife prefers elevators...

I think it’s because we were raised differently

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Scottspears89
πŸ“…︎ Sep 15 2020
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Here’s a step by step guide for riding an escalator.

Step 1.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KoronaSenpai
πŸ“…︎ Apr 10 2020
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If you’re terrified of escalators,

You should take steps to avoid them

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πŸ“…︎ May 18 2020
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Why shouldn't you trust escalators?

They're always pushing you to go in their direction.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/chrono_bound20xx
πŸ“…︎ Aug 04 2020
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Hey Stepdad! Can you tell me how an elevator is different than an escalator?

Stepdad: No Stepson

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πŸ‘€︎ u/boogerknows
πŸ“…︎ May 18 2020
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I heard something happened on the escalator...

I want to know what went down.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/13toycar
πŸ“…︎ Feb 27 2020
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Did you hear about the man who invented the escalator?

He was mechanically inclined.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/boogerknows
πŸ“…︎ Nov 17 2019
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What does an escalator do when it breaks?

Stops and stairs

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Roktyv
πŸ“…︎ Aug 29 2019
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I have this terrible fear of Escalators.

I am taking steps to avoid them.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Strongpillow
πŸ“…︎ Nov 15 2019
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I've developed a fear of escalators.

I'm taking steps to about them.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cavtrpr017
πŸ“…︎ Apr 18 2019
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I wanted to ask the woman how to get upstairs, but I think I'll escalator.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dadikoe
πŸ“…︎ May 16 2019
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Did you hear about the freak accident where the escalator at a shop started moving really fast and threw people off...

Let me tell you it really escalated quickly.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TTiger901
πŸ“…︎ Oct 15 2019
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My job as an escalator repairman has its ups and downs
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Anthonybrose
πŸ“…︎ Jun 16 2019
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Last week I have walked on the world's fasted escalator.

That escalated quickly.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/wunderbraten
πŸ“…︎ Nov 04 2019
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Escalators make me feel uncomfortable.

They automatically stair when I enter the room.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FinalCaveat
πŸ“…︎ Jun 24 2019
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My first time on an escalator...

...was quite uplifting, the second time though was a letdown

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Flaigon
πŸ“…︎ Jan 20 2018
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They Tell Me I Always Go Through the Wrong Escalator

So I've been taking extra steps to avoid them.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PizzaApplePie
πŸ“…︎ Feb 12 2019
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A complete set of instructions for riding an escalator:

Step 1.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ May 24 2018
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What happened when the escalator broke down?

Everyone stopped and staired…

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
πŸ“…︎ Aug 19 2017
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Whenever I get the chance to take an elevator or an escalator, I always do it...

I was always taught, growing up, that it was impolite to stair.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/shehadadick
πŸ“…︎ May 24 2019
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I don’t like escalators!

They’re either up to something or trying to bring me down!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RageMonster17
πŸ“…︎ Feb 14 2019
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Preference for taking either the elevator or escalator is based on a difference in upbringing.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/LawnmowerLove
πŸ“…︎ Sep 08 2017
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Keep cow's off escalators,

You don't want to raise the steaks.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/gaming_pidgeot
πŸ“…︎ Apr 25 2019
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I won't travel to the ground by escalators

because they let me down

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πŸ‘€︎ u/joseph_yau
πŸ“…︎ Jun 18 2018
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I don't trust escalators...

They're usually up to something. Either that or they just let me down

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mega_rockin_socks
πŸ“…︎ Aug 21 2018
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A man gets on an escalator and starts going up, but the motor malfunctions, causing him to speed out of control and fall flat on his face.

All I can say is... that escalated quickly.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/appa-ate-momo
πŸ“…︎ Sep 01 2017
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I was making my way through Atlanta airport the other day when I noticed a man working on a broken escalator...

As I descended down the adjacent, working escalator I noticed the man tapping his screwdriver impatiently at the bottom; looking around as if he were waiting for something. I couldn't resist...

>Me: "Do you have everything you need to fix it?"
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>Him: "No!" <looking frustrated>
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>Me: "Well, have you tried escalating?!"

In about half a second the man's face erupted in a smile while he proceeded to laugh so loudly that he startled himself and a woman nearby who gasped, turning to look at him. Somewhere behind me a woman unleashed a loud, "Ha!" as well.

I smiled all the way to my designated boarding gate =D

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πŸ‘€︎ u/riskable
πŸ“…︎ Jul 21 2018
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My son is afraid of down escalators

I told him not to dream of escalators or he'll stay up all night. (True story)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GildorInglorion
πŸ“…︎ Jun 26 2017
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What do you call a broken escalator?

Stairs

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πŸ‘€︎ u/_BlNG_
πŸ“…︎ Jul 29 2016
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Got my coworkers today on the escalator!

So we're heading into the underground station on a downwards escalator after work.

Me: Hey guys, escalators go up right? Them: Uh... Yeah... Me: So this downwards one, would it be a de-escalator? -Insert groans and shaking heads-

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Xaoias
πŸ“…︎ Mar 07 2015
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I prefer escalators but my wife prefers elevators...

I think it’s because we were raised differently

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Scottspears89
πŸ“…︎ Sep 15 2020
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Hey stepdad, can you tell me how an elevator is different from an escalator?

No stepson.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/boogerknows
πŸ“…︎ Dec 13 2019
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Here’s a simple guide on how to ride an escalator.

Step 1.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jan 19 2019
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Escalators are dangerous.

You should take steps to avoid them.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ChristopherLove
πŸ“…︎ Oct 05 2019
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What do you call a fast escalator?

An escasooner

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πŸ“…︎ Jul 22 2018
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Here’s a step by step guide on how to ride an escalator.

Step 1.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Aug 03 2019
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Here’s a step by step guide for riding an escalator.

Step 1.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Apr 15 2019
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He is afraid of the escalator, so he has started taking steps to avoid them.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/srtak23
πŸ“…︎ Aug 17 2018
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I came across a broken escalator the other day

All I could do was stair.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Casual-Kiwi-
πŸ“…︎ Nov 15 2017
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