As I got off the chairlift, I came to the realization that skiing is not for me.

It all went downhill from there.

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📅︎ May 26 2020
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Chairlift joke from a new dad

I'd been waiting for it to kick in. 10 months after having baby, on a chairlift in Gatlinburg with my wife:

Wife: "This chairlift is a lot nicer and more stable than the one in our little theme park back home."

Me: "It has a lot more riding on it."

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📅︎ Dec 16 2015
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How are your fingers?

I was skiing and got onto a chairlift with a father and his son (around 6 years old). The father was asking if his son's fingers were still cold. His son, looking visibly upset said "They were okay, but I had forgot about them and just mentioning my fingers made them start hurting again! Don't say another word about my fingers!"

You could hear the gears turning, and I watched the smirk form on the father's face as he proudly stated "Another word about my fingers". His son burst into tears.

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📅︎ Jan 11 2016
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