Chair pun [OC]
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Naked_Guy
πŸ“…︎ Jun 13 2019
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What kind of chairs do they use in Ireland?

Paddy O’furniture

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My office chair broke

It’s letting me down.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Shanisasha
πŸ“…︎ May 21 2021
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A recent study of rocking chairs indicated that certain parts of the world do far less rocking than the United States while specific countries do...

Mo-roccan.

This joke provided by dads giving babies a bottle in a rocking chair early in the morning.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sneakymooseattack
πŸ“…︎ May 21 2021
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What did the security officer at White House said to the tourist sitting on the president's chair?

"This is forbiden!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/azn_fraz_268
πŸ“…︎ May 14 2021
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I think my friend might be married to a rocking chair

He always claims that his wife rocks

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πŸ‘€︎ u/supra_elongata
πŸ“…︎ May 11 2021
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My chair is missing an arm and a leg

And that doesn't sit well with me.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bobbert84
πŸ“…︎ Mar 22 2021
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What do you call a chair in a suit?

A tux - seat - o

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jbot-
πŸ“…︎ Mar 26 2021
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I recently started a new business making Irish lawn chairs

I call it Paddy O’Furniture

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πŸ‘€︎ u/larryb78
πŸ“…︎ Mar 17 2021
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I got one of those high desks for work and threw my chair away.

I can't stand sitting!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kngfbng
πŸ“…︎ Mar 03 2021
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My wife hated my impulse purchase of a revolving chair, but then she sat on it.

Eventually she came around.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jul 02 2020
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I need to speak with the chair
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ha-Ka-Tu
πŸ“…︎ Dec 17 2020
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I told my chair to put its arms up.

I found some cushion its pocket.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/gdspaz
πŸ“…︎ Jan 18 2021
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I've come up with a list of the top 10 types of specialized chairs

Number 3 will shock you

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LinkRar
πŸ“…︎ Dec 17 2020
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What's the best chair for a fever?

A seat of minophen.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/vibemecha
πŸ“…︎ Jan 10 2021
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When you borrow a chair

I borrowed my daughter's desk chair for about ten minutes earlier today. As I was bringing it back I said "They say when you borrow someone's car you should return it with a full tank of gas..." It took her about 3 seconds to reply "Nooooo! Did you fart in my chair?"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Beirdo-Baggins
πŸ“…︎ Oct 18 2020
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I'm never sure if I like rocking chairs or not

I go back and forth on them

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Tiidwunduniik
πŸ“…︎ Oct 05 2020
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What do you call a smaller version of a chair?

A Miniature

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πŸ‘€︎ u/premdaiya16
πŸ“…︎ Dec 12 2020
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Why did the nurse get second chair in the symphony?

Because they were a Band-Aid

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Anakin_I_am_on_PC
πŸ“…︎ Sep 27 2020
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Someone took my three-legged chair

I guess it was stoolen

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πŸ“…︎ Nov 16 2020
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Have you heard of the man who survived the electric chair

I was shocked but he wasn't

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dazar0766gaming
πŸ“…︎ Jun 11 2020
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Doctor Doctor, I can't stop stealing chairs ...

... please take a seat.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/knanshon
πŸ“…︎ Sep 29 2020
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My daughter, Eliza, kept asking me to use my 3D printer to make monogrammed chairs for her dolls. Last Sunday I printed over 100 of them. She was so happy. She started putting them on everything for decoration.

We had a Sunday, everything with a chair E on top.

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πŸ“…︎ Sep 22 2020
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What happens when a chair and a table helps out those in need?

They become charitable.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Slymood
πŸ“…︎ Sep 20 2020
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Chairs > Computers
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πŸ“…︎ May 25 2020
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Cop: Sit on that chair,so we can interrogate you.

Lawyer : (whispering) Deny everything.

Me : This isn't a chair.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cyclopropagative
πŸ“…︎ Mar 30 2020
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My chair is depressed and broke down to pieces.

It just doesn't give a sit anymore.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/risanthy
πŸ“…︎ Jul 08 2020
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My grandpa recently got a new chair for his stairs, but it frustrates him to no end.

He says it drives him up the wall!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Evasive-Cupid
πŸ“…︎ Aug 16 2020
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All the chairs in my town were stolen

And the people can’t stand it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ElsonDaSushiChef
πŸ“…︎ Jun 27 2020
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What do you call donating a chair?

Charity!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JodeneBorg
πŸ“…︎ May 27 2020
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I asked my crush to pass me a chair

Cuz I was falling hard for him.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/animey04
πŸ“…︎ Jul 27 2020
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What did the chair say after it finished travelling around the world?

I went sofa away.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tyckt206
πŸ“…︎ Aug 12 2020
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A man purposely crashed two passenger trains, killing hundreds. Why didn’t he get the electric chair?

Turns out he was a really bad conductor.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Unsettled_Beef121
πŸ“…︎ May 28 2020
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What did the train engineer say when the electric chair didn’t work on him?

β€œI guess I’m just a good conductor”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lichiiiii
πŸ“…︎ May 30 2020
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I had a real problem when your mom got rid of that crooked chair my dad made.

I don't know why, it just never sat right with me.

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πŸ“…︎ Jun 19 2020
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I found a really punny chair today.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/BeanTutorials
πŸ“…︎ Jan 28 2020
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Comments under a post about first picture of a person dying in an electric chair.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/KaiNoob
πŸ“…︎ Apr 12 2019
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My friend was a chair upholstery technician but got the coronavirus. It took him out 2 weeks, but he's finally getting better...

He's recovering.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Apr 14 2020
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My friend got caught trying to steal the most expensive chair in the world

and it was all because he was told to please take a seat

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Fireboy27gamer
πŸ“…︎ Apr 19 2020
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I can't believe they gave that engineer who wrecked the train in New York the electric chair. And he survived it!

I guess he just wasn't a very good conductor.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/59boomer59
πŸ“…︎ Apr 19 2020
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I have some extra chairs in my garage

for emergency seat-uations.

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What do Spanish people call musical chairs?

Desperate-seato

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mrluckycow
πŸ“…︎ Sep 19 2018
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A poker player would never make any money if he sat in a folding chair.
  • My dad.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/resmungomandinga
πŸ“…︎ Aug 31 2019
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Chairs
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πŸ‘€︎ u/spoogghetti
πŸ“…︎ Apr 14 2019
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Why does a milking chair only have three legs?

The cow has the udder.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/windowlicker1234
πŸ“…︎ Jun 19 2017
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One of the legs of this chair is shorter than the others.

I'm trying to just be okay with it but if I'm being honest it just doesn't sit well with me.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ewwgrossitskyle
πŸ“…︎ Feb 20 2020
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My grandfather is really frustrated that he has to take the stair chair lift because of his age.

It’s driving him up the wall.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
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