I need to speak with the chair
I told my chair to put its arms up.
I found some cushion its pocket.
Nothing really mattress, couldn't chair less
What's the best chair for a fever?
I've come up with a list of the top 10 types of specialized chairs
What do you call a smaller version of a chair?
My wife hated my impulse purchase of a revolving chair, but then she sat on it.
Eventually she came around.
When you borrow a chair
I borrowed my daughter's desk chair for about ten minutes earlier today. As I was bringing it back I said "They say when you borrow someone's car you should return it with a full tank of gas..."
It took her about 3 seconds to reply "Nooooo! Did you fart in my chair?"
I'm never sure if I like rocking chairs or not
I go back and forth on them
Someone took my three-legged chair
Why did the nurse get second chair in the symphony?
Because they were a Band-Aid
Doctor Doctor, I can't stop stealing chairs ...
My daughter, Eliza, kept asking me to use my 3D printer to make monogrammed chairs for her dolls. Last Sunday I printed over 100 of them. She was so happy. She started putting them on everything for decoration.
We had a Sunday, everything with a chair E on top.
What happens when a chair and a table helps out those in need?
Have you heard of the man who survived the electric chair
I was shocked but he wasn't
My chair is depressed and broke down to pieces.
It just doesn't give a sit anymore.
My grandpa recently got a new chair for his stairs, but it frustrates him to no end.
He says it drives him up the wall!
What did the chair say after it finished travelling around the world?
I asked my crush to pass me a chair
Cuz I was falling hard for him.
All the chairs in my town were stolen
And the people can’t stand it.
Cop: Sit on that chair,so we can interrogate you.
Lawyer : (whispering) Deny everything.
Me : This isn't a chair.
What do you call donating a chair?
A man purposely crashed two passenger trains, killing hundreds. Why didn’t he get the electric chair?
Turns out he was a really bad conductor.
What did the train engineer say when the electric chair didn’t work on him?
“I guess I’m just a good conductor”
I had a real problem when your mom got rid of that crooked chair my dad made.
I don't know why, it just never sat right with me.
My friend was a chair upholstery technician but got the coronavirus. It took him out 2 weeks, but he's finally getting better...
I found a really punny chair today.
My friend got caught trying to steal the most expensive chair in the world
and it was all because he was told to please take a seat
I can't believe they gave that engineer who wrecked the train in New York the electric chair. And he survived it!
I guess he just wasn't a very good conductor.
I have some extra chairs in my garage
for emergency seat-uations.
Comments under a post about first picture of a person dying in an electric chair.
One of the legs of this chair is shorter than the others.
I'm trying to just be okay with it but if I'm being honest it just doesn't sit well with me.
A poker player would never make any money if he sat in a folding chair.
What do Spanish people call musical chairs?
My grandfather is really frustrated that he has to take the stair chair lift because of his age.
It’s driving him up the wall.
Why does a milking chair only have three legs?
Looking for an easier way to get chopped spaghetti off the floor. (Under the high chair)
Because my current solution is not cutting it.
What do you call Elvis sitting on a chair?
I donated chairs to a charity.
I thought I'd CHAIR this with you
Why did the chair break when a plank fell on it?
Why did the giant eat the chairs?
He wanted to make them into stools.
My wife hated my impulse purchase of a new revolving chair. But then she sat on it.
Eventually she came around.
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