Chair pun [OC]
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Naked_Guy
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I need to speak with the chair
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Ha-Ka-Tu
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I told my chair to put its arms up.

I found some cushion its pocket.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/gdspaz
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 18 2021
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Nothing really mattress, couldn't chair less
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Aesewiii
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What's the best chair for a fever?

A seat of minophen.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/vibemecha
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 10 2021
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I've come up with a list of the top 10 types of specialized chairs

Number 3 will shock you

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/LinkRar
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 17 2020
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What do you call a smaller version of a chair?

A Miniature

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/premdaiya16
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 12 2020
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My wife hated my impulse purchase of a revolving chair, but then she sat on it.

Eventually she came around.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/porichoygupto
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When you borrow a chair

I borrowed my daughter's desk chair for about ten minutes earlier today. As I was bringing it back I said "They say when you borrow someone's car you should return it with a full tank of gas..." It took her about 3 seconds to reply "Nooooo! Did you fart in my chair?"

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Beirdo-Baggins
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I'm never sure if I like rocking chairs or not

I go back and forth on them

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Tiidwunduniik
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 05 2020
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Someone took my three-legged chair

I guess it was stoolen

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/purpleotterpopisbest
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 16 2020
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Why did the nurse get second chair in the symphony?

Because they were a Band-Aid

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Anakin_I_am_on_PC
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 27 2020
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Doctor Doctor, I can't stop stealing chairs ...

... please take a seat.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/knanshon
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 29 2020
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My daughter, Eliza, kept asking me to use my 3D printer to make monogrammed chairs for her dolls. Last Sunday I printed over 100 of them. She was so happy. She started putting them on everything for decoration.

We had a Sunday, everything with a chair E on top.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/VeryOriginalName98
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 22 2020
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What happens when a chair and a table helps out those in need?

They become charitable.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Slymood
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 20 2020
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Have you heard of the man who survived the electric chair

I was shocked but he wasn't

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Dazar0766gaming
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 11 2020
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My chair is depressed and broke down to pieces.

It just doesn't give a sit anymore.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/risanthy
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 08 2020
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My grandpa recently got a new chair for his stairs, but it frustrates him to no end.

He says it drives him up the wall!

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Evasive-Cupid
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 16 2020
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Chairs > Computers
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/wubbalubbadubdub_2
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 25 2020
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What did the chair say after it finished travelling around the world?

I went sofa away.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/tyckt206
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 12 2020
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I asked my crush to pass me a chair

Cuz I was falling hard for him.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/animey04
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 27 2020
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All the chairs in my town were stolen

And the people can’t stand it.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/ElsonDaSushiChef
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 27 2020
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Cop: Sit on that chair,so we can interrogate you.

Lawyer : (whispering) Deny everything.

Me : This isn't a chair.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/cyclopropagative
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 30 2020
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What do you call donating a chair?

Charity!

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/JodeneBorg
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 27 2020
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A man purposely crashed two passenger trains, killing hundreds. Why didn’t he get the electric chair?

Turns out he was a really bad conductor.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Unsettled_Beef121
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 28 2020
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What did the train engineer say when the electric chair didn’t work on him?

β€œI guess I’m just a good conductor”

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/lichiiiii
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 30 2020
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I had a real problem when your mom got rid of that crooked chair my dad made.

I don't know why, it just never sat right with me.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/MistakesTasteGreat
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 19 2020
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My friend was a chair upholstery technician but got the coronavirus. It took him out 2 weeks, but he's finally getting better...

He's recovering.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 14 2020
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I found a really punny chair today.
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/BeanTutorials
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 28 2020
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My friend got caught trying to steal the most expensive chair in the world

and it was all because he was told to please take a seat

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Fireboy27gamer
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I can't believe they gave that engineer who wrecked the train in New York the electric chair. And he survived it!

I guess he just wasn't a very good conductor.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/59boomer59
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 19 2020
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I have some extra chairs in my garage

for emergency seat-uations.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/youranovermypudding
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Comments under a post about first picture of a person dying in an electric chair.
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/KaiNoob
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One of the legs of this chair is shorter than the others.

I'm trying to just be okay with it but if I'm being honest it just doesn't sit well with me.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/ewwgrossitskyle
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A poker player would never make any money if he sat in a folding chair.
  • My dad.
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/resmungomandinga
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 31 2019
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Chairs
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/spoogghetti
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What do Spanish people call musical chairs?

Desperate-seato

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/mrluckycow
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My grandfather is really frustrated that he has to take the stair chair lift because of his age.

It’s driving him up the wall.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/porichoygupto
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Why does a milking chair only have three legs?

The cow has the udder.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/windowlicker1234
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Looking for an easier way to get chopped spaghetti off the floor. (Under the high chair)

Because my current solution is not cutting it.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/matcorn
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 05 2019
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What do you call Elvis sitting on a chair?

Pelvis Restly!

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/anotherwise
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 31 2018
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I donated chairs to a charity.

I guess it's a chairity.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/TheDesaj2
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 26 2019
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I thought I'd CHAIR this with you
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/ten3roberts
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 30 2018
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I love grandpa’s chair

It rocks!

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/warmLuke0
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 03 2019
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Why did the chair break when a plank fell on it?

It had no lumber support

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/PinkAnenome
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 25 2019
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Why did the giant eat the chairs?

He wanted to make them into stools.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Socratio
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 18 2019
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My wife hated my impulse purchase of a new revolving chair. But then she sat on it.

Eventually she came around.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/porichoygupto
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