My girlfriend and I have been really stressed and having some issues so we decided to take a mini vacation, a weekend trip to a ski resort.

Everything started off well, but things went downhill really fast.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ima420r
πŸ“…︎ Jan 25 2021
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A guy came to apply for a job at my ski resort but suddenly walked off angrily...

All I said was "there's snow jobs available."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Oct 30 2020
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A man burst into a ski resort in Vale, Colorado.

He shouted into the room, "Everywhere I go, there's a black bird that sticks to me. He sticks to my fleece jacket, my wool hat, even my velvet gloves!"

The concierge shakes his head and says, "Oh, that's just the Vale crow."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bobskimo
πŸ“…︎ Aug 22 2020
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I tried building a ski resort

It was a slippery slope

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Thunderfighter6
πŸ“…︎ Sep 21 2020
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Did you know that being an omelette chef at a ski resort is one of the most stressful jobs in the world?

Everyone has such high eggspectations

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CapnFancyPants
πŸ“…︎ Jan 09 2020
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When I grow up, I want to be the world’s largest supplier of neodymium.

That way, I can be a magnet magnate.

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πŸ“…︎ Jul 20 2018
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