Avalanche Puns

A list of puns related to "Avalanche"

An avalanche has started on Mount Everest that threatens to wipe out 20% of its surrounding area.

This is snow joke.

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👤︎ u/a9lex
📅︎ Jun 04 2020
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Just happened in Colorado Avalanche vs Pittsburgh Penguins

Announcer 1: did that puck just hit a penguin on the bench?

Announcer 2: no... I think it hit a player.

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👤︎ u/TuskenRaiders
📅︎ Jan 11 2020
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What do you call an avalanche of cats?

A catastrophe.

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👤︎ u/ColonialDagger
📅︎ Feb 19 2015
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What’s white and can ruin breakfast?

Avalanche.

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👤︎ u/halfblood_god
📅︎ May 20 2021
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What is white and extremely disturbing during lunch?

An avalanche

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👤︎ u/Obviously_oliverus
📅︎ Feb 19 2021
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I asked people what their favourite natural disaster was...

Avalanches won by a landslide.

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👤︎ u/BernardoPiedade
📅︎ Jan 09 2021
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What do you call a pile of kittens?

A meowntain.

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👤︎ u/drod328
📅︎ Apr 13 2019
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I spent an hour cleaning a vacuum with a vacuum to make one of the vacuums suck more. This made the other one suck less, and therefore suck more. Now they both suck, more or less.

I couldn't find a home for this in r/Showerthoughts or r/WordAvalanches so I'm putting it here. I hope it doesn't suck.

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👤︎ u/drsetherz
📅︎ Dec 03 2015
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What’s white and annoying at breakfast?

An avalanche

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👤︎ u/JeepinHunter
📅︎ Jan 21 2021
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What’s white and annoying at breakfast?

An avalanche

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👤︎ u/Jaxerfp
📅︎ Jan 19 2021
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