I wrote down the names of all the people I hate on a piece of paper, but my roommate used it roll up a joint.

Now he’s high on the list of people I never want to talk to again.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Dec 03 2020
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I had a happy childhood. My dad used to put me in tires and roll me down hills

Those were goodyears

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πŸ‘€︎ u/gotblake
πŸ“…︎ Jan 09 2021
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I still remember my childhood quite fondly, when dad used to roll us down the hill inside car tires.

Those were the Good Years.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jan 02 2021
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Why Did The Toilet Paper Roll Down The Hill?

To get to the bottom

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πŸ‘€︎ u/djendb
πŸ“…︎ Jan 19 2021
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I was reminded of the time’s when I was a child the other day. My dad is to stick us in tires and roll us down the hills in the back yard....

Those were the GOODYEARS.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jeffro4140
πŸ“…︎ Sep 09 2020
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I had a great childhood, I remember my dad would put me in a tire & roll me down the hill all summer.

Those were Goodyears

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πŸ‘€︎ u/drunk98
πŸ“…︎ May 31 2020
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When you roll in from a night out but you're tyred so you just sit down in the garden slumped against the wall
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mustardbyname
πŸ“…︎ May 19 2020
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One of my favorite childhood memories is when my dad used to roll us down the hill inside of a tire.

Those were the Goodyears.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NoneMoreHip
πŸ“…︎ Sep 24 2019
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Why did the orange only roll half way down the hill?

He ran out of juice! 🍊πŸ₯€

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GrizzlyBaird2112
πŸ“…︎ Sep 01 2019
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(Q)How do you make a sausage roll(A) throw it down a hill
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πŸ‘€︎ u/LifeL33ter
πŸ“…︎ Apr 27 2019
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Woman driving along the road while knitting. Cop rolls down his window and shouts "Pullover maam"!

Woman shouts back, "no actually, its a scarf."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/eltegs
πŸ“…︎ Nov 18 2017
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Dracula is walking down a street in Transylvania when suddenly tons of sandwiches, mini sausage rolls, crisps, chicken wings and cocktail sausages fall on him...

Buried under all this food, his dying words were, "Oh no, it's Buffet the Vampire Slayer!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
πŸ“…︎ Oct 13 2017
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Nicolas Cage turns down a roll
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Active_sloth
πŸ“…︎ Aug 23 2013
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You know, I had such a happy childhood. My dad used to put me in tyres and roll me down the hill.

They were the Goodyears

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sterntoothz
πŸ“…︎ Oct 30 2020
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I remember my childhood quite fondly, when Dad used to roll us down the hill inside car tires.

Those were the Good Years.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Oct 20 2020
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I had a happy childhood, dad would roll me down the hill in a tire

those were goodyears!!!!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Whlightning
πŸ“…︎ Aug 10 2020
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I wrote down the names of everyone I hate on a piece of paper, and my roommate used that to roll his joint.

He’s now high on the list of people I never want to see again.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jun 04 2019
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Why did the toilet roll go down the hill?

To get to the bottom...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/olisticu
πŸ“…︎ Jul 12 2020
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I had a happy childhood; Dad would roll me down the hill in a tire.

Those were Goodyears.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JaceAltair
πŸ“…︎ Aug 24 2019
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I still remember my childhood quite fondly, when Dad used to roll us down the hill inside car tires.

Those were the Good Years.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Dec 31 2019
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I remember our childhood quite fondly. My favorite memory is when Dad used to roll us down the hill inside car tires.

Those were the Good Years.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Feb 08 2019
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Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill?

To get to the bottom

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πŸ‘€︎ u/red_19s
πŸ“…︎ Jul 25 2019
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I still remember fondly the times dad used to roll us down the hill inside tires.

Those were the Good Years.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Dec 18 2018
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Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill?

To get to the bottom!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mesir
πŸ“…︎ Sep 08 2019
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I have fond memories of my childhood when Dad used to roll us down a hill inside spare car tires.

Those were the Good Years.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jun 19 2019
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Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill?

To get to the bottom

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dandan_56
πŸ“…︎ Oct 21 2019
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Why did the toilet roll, roll down hill?

To get to the bottom.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RB9k
πŸ“…︎ Sep 24 2019
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I had a happy childhood, my dad used to put me in a tyre and roll me down the hill...

They were GoodYears

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Lewwap
πŸ“…︎ Aug 24 2019
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Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill?

It needed to get to the bottom.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thepattato
πŸ“…︎ Sep 10 2019
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I wrote down the names of all the people I hate on a piece of paper, and my roommate used it to roll his joint.

He is now high on the list of people I never want to talk to again.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Nov 11 2018
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Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill?

To get to the bottom.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/willworkforjokes
πŸ“…︎ Jan 28 2019
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I had a happy childhood. My dad would put me inside a tyre and then roll me down a hill.

They were Goodyears.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/_-reddit-
πŸ“…︎ Aug 17 2016
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Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill?

It wanted to get to the bottom.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Pedantichrist
πŸ“…︎ Jan 19 2018
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Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill?

To get to the bottom!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/at112112
πŸ“…︎ Nov 10 2016
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Why did the orange roll down the hill?

Because its round

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MannyPizzle
πŸ“…︎ Dec 05 2016
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