I wrote down the names of all the people I hate on a piece of paper, but my roommate used it roll up a joint.
Now heβs high on the list of people I never want to talk to again.
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︎ Dec 03 2020
I had a happy childhood. My dad used to put me in tires and roll me down hills
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︎ Jan 09 2021
I still remember my childhood quite fondly, when dad used to roll us down the hill inside car tires.
Those were the Good Years.
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︎ Jan 02 2021
Why Did The Toilet Paper Roll Down The Hill?
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︎ Jan 19 2021
I was reminded of the timeβs when I was a child the other day. My dad is to stick us in tires and roll us down the hills in the back yard....
Those were the GOODYEARS.
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︎ Sep 09 2020
I had a great childhood, I remember my dad would put me in a tire & roll me down the hill all summer.
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︎ May 31 2020
When you roll in from a night out but you're tyred so you just sit down in the garden slumped against the wall
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︎ May 19 2020
One of my favorite childhood memories is when my dad used to roll us down the hill inside of a tire.
Those were the Goodyears.
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︎ Sep 24 2019
Why did the orange only roll half way down the hill?
He ran out of juice!
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︎ Sep 01 2019
(Q)How do you make a sausage roll(A) throw it down a hill
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︎ Apr 27 2019
Woman driving along the road while knitting. Cop rolls down his window and shouts "Pullover maam"!
Woman shouts back, "no actually, its a scarf."
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︎ Nov 18 2017
Dracula is walking down a street in Transylvania when suddenly tons of sandwiches, mini sausage rolls, crisps, chicken wings and cocktail sausages fall on him...
Buried under all this food, his dying words were, "Oh no, it's Buffet the Vampire Slayer!"
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︎ Oct 13 2017
Nicolas Cage turns down a roll
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︎ Aug 23 2013
You know, I had such a happy childhood. My dad used to put me in tyres and roll me down the hill.
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︎ Oct 30 2020
I remember my childhood quite fondly, when Dad used to roll us down the hill inside car tires.
Those were the Good Years.
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︎ Oct 20 2020
I had a happy childhood, dad would roll me down the hill in a tire
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︎ Aug 10 2020
I wrote down the names of everyone I hate on a piece of paper, and my roommate used that to roll his joint.
Heβs now high on the list of people I never want to see again.
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︎ Jun 04 2019
Why did the toilet roll go down the hill?
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︎ Jul 12 2020
I had a happy childhood; Dad would roll me down the hill in a tire.
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︎ Aug 24 2019
I still remember my childhood quite fondly, when Dad used to roll us down the hill inside car tires.
Those were the Good Years.
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︎ Dec 31 2019
I remember our childhood quite fondly. My favorite memory is when Dad used to roll us down the hill inside car tires.
Those were the Good Years.
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︎ Feb 08 2019
Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill?
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︎ Jul 25 2019
I still remember fondly the times dad used to roll us down the hill inside tires.
Those were the Good Years.
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︎ Dec 18 2018
Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill?
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︎ Sep 08 2019
I have fond memories of my childhood when Dad used to roll us down a hill inside spare car tires.
Those were the Good Years.
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︎ Jun 19 2019
Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill?
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︎ Oct 21 2019
Why did the toilet roll, roll down hill?
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︎ Sep 24 2019
I had a happy childhood, my dad used to put me in a tyre and roll me down the hill...
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︎ Aug 24 2019
Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill?
It needed to get to the bottom.
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︎ Sep 10 2019
I wrote down the names of all the people I hate on a piece of paper, and my roommate used it to roll his joint.
He is now high on the list of people I never want to talk to again.
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︎ Nov 11 2018
Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill?
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︎ Jan 28 2019
I had a happy childhood. My dad would put me inside a tyre and then roll me down a hill.
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︎ Aug 17 2016
Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill?
It wanted to get to the bottom.
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︎ Jan 19 2018
Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill?
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︎ Nov 10 2016
Why did the orange roll down the hill?
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︎ Dec 05 2016
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