The article has some solid, hard puns.
Why it’s hard to teach Aussie’s how to play chess?
Because they think every check is check mate
Little Johnny has diarrhoea and asks his mom, "Hey mom, do you have Viagra?" The mom goes, "What? What on Earth do you need that for?" "Well, isn't that what you give dad when his shit doesn't get hard?"
I made the Judge laugh so hard
I was guilty of Mans laughter.
I've had a hard time figuring out why I don't consider cottage cheese truly "cheese"
But it's just a curd to me
At first I thought breaking up with an egg would be hard...
According to a recent study, it’s really hard for women to work for the Postal Service.
It’s a mail dominated industry.
Why is it so hard for T. Rex to play the piano?
Playing as a Monk in Dungeons & Dragons isn’t so hard.
You just have to roll with the punches and look out for number one.
First tattoo i ever did, it was pretty “hard” wink wink
Why are crimes in the 'Deep South' so hard to solve?
There's no dental records & all the DNA matches...
When I was a teenager, I tried really hard to find the hypotenuse of a circle
That's when I realized it is pointless.
My wife told me about her hard day. That's when I knew she was the imposter...
Why is it so hard being a fish?
They are under pressure their whole life
Dr. Frankestein had a hard time creating his monster's stomach.
Times are hard for people on disability benefits....
I’ve got a friend who’s a dwarf and he’s struggling to put food on the table.
A tire company got hit hard by the pandemic.
First off, not many people were buying tires, as they were driving less. Then the warehouse got robbed. To add insult to injury, the place caught on fire. For them it really hasn’t been a Goodyear.
My two sons 5&8 are playing Minecraft this morning on survival. They are working hard together to build their mansion. I crossed the room in front of the TV to grab my phone as they are balanced high on a wall constructing a roof. My son screams out, “Dad get out of the way!”
I said, “You’re the ones blocking!”
Traveling with my nine year old, and he observed that our gate in Hartford was A6, and our gate in Baltimore is B6. I respond that it's raining so hard we'll take a boat home...
"I'm always working hard"
I feel kinda stupid and kinda proud for coming up with this (drawing on a phone is hard)
My son asked me for something hard to write on
I don't know why he got so mad, sand is pretty hard to write on
Sometimes it’s hard to lego
I find it really hard to say what my wife does for a living.
She sells seashells by the sea shore.
My dog pooped on the deck yesterday and now it's all hard.
Paying bills is hard.
Some would call it taxing.
Tongue, Teeth, Saliva, Roof, Soft Palate, Hard Palate, Uvuula, Taste Buds, Gums...
Wow, that was really a mouthful...
Last evening I walked up the hill in the park to see the planets. Stumbled over a lip in the concrete and went down pretty hard. Ripped pants and skinned hands and knees. When I got to the top I couldn't see a thing.
The view was not worth the trip.
How hard is it to track down a bread thief?
Which kind of tea is hard to swallow?
making a blade is really hard...
It's sword of complicated.
What did the cannibalistic comedian say when the audience was hard to eat?
I hate that I laughed so hard at this
I accidentally stepped on my cats tail. The cat jumped, and I ended up kicking the table pretty hard. “Ouch!” I yelled
“YOU, ow?” The cat replied in disbelief.
“ME-ow”
People say camping isn’t very hard
But I gotta say it gets in-tents.
Why are airplanes so hard to see?
Because they're in disguise
Its hard to explain puns to kleptomaniacs,
because they take everything literally.
Why's it hard for Americans to go to Canadian colleges?
Because... you must graduate High School with all Eh's.
Its been hard living with a Tampa Bay Rays fan
I have killed so many vampires, but Dracula is proving hard fo catch
Finding where he is will enable the final count down
I struggled hard in the bodybuilding contest.
Turns out, I've got atrophy
Why is it so hard to get a date with a girl who likes horses?
Because she is already in a stable relationship...
It's hard to explain puns to kleptomaniacs.
They take everything literally.
It's hard to explain puns to Kleptomaniacs
They always take things literally
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