To me it happens often, I wear loose pants and no underwear (I'm 5.5"Γ 5.5" when flaccid)
Whenever I wear sweats or shorts it's much more noticeable and tend to go hard sometimes.
As title reads. I'm having a hard time figuring out how to generate the labels, and embeddings for both. Thanks!
minscore: 3
Itβs a food by the way...
Have used soft for the past 4 years and bought a Pearce of semi hard any difference would love to know still learning how to string
A month ago I was looking for the perfect prosthetic and decided to try GenderMender despite its few reviews. I ordered the 4 inch semihard with amazeballs and the pleasure sleeve built in.
Ordering and shipping: Ordering the product can be complicated because the website is disorganized, but if you know what you want then it's fairly simple. The company claims to have quicj production and shipping but mine ended up taking around 3-4 weeks after I ordered it. Still I have no complaints as its a small company that is amazing and deserves a lot more support.
Customer service: Also great. A few days after ordering a super soft I decided I wanted a semihard instead and the owner was very accommodating for me.
Cost: Very pricey for a prosthetic, ended up being around $375 I believe? This was because I purchased "amazeballs" which are super realistic feeling balls, that raised the cost at least by $100.
Appearance: It is quite an attractive packer but very simple. Would look likely like a finished phallo would. I was a little upset they couldn't add more details like veins or anything. Since I'm extremely pale and a weird color to match, the packer isn't exactly my color but from far away or darker lighting it would pass.
Feel/texture: This is what in my opinion made it worth the cost. I haven't felt the regular gendermender balls but the amazeballs are.. amazing. They feel basically lifelike and hang very naturally. The softness of the shaft I'm not sure passes completely? Like I haven't really felt a penis that felt like that whether soft, chub or hard. You can also adjust the hardness slightly if you have the "pleasure sleeve" hole built in, putting the "cap" of the hole back in so its a flat surface makes the dick harder a little.
Play (nsfw): so far it has worked pretty successfully. Since of the size and the softness it's probably not as enjoyable. Still I'm glad I chose the 4" over the 6 because I could pack with it daily if I want. We've been using it for anal and it works pretty well, sometimes it bends and finding positions that actually work is kinda hard though, but worth it when you find them.
Overall I love this product and would recommend to anyone! It's the best packer I've ever had. Before I bought it i was having big doubts about how it would be especially for play purposes, but I'm super happy with it.
Any questions are welcome!
[Ostalgie] (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vUsY-JfP5So&feature=youtu.be)
I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.
Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.
Do your worst!
I'm surprised it hasn't decade.
For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.
I said "hey look, an escaPEA"
No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!
Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies π
It really does, I swear!
Because she wanted to see the task manager.
Heard they've been doing some shady business.
Theyβre on standbi
BamBOO!
Pilot on me!!
Christopher Walken
Nothing, he was gladiator.
Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.
This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.
If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.
Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.
Yes, there's no substitute to the effects of chocolate on the brain. Or equals to ice cream full of sugar between two semihard biscuits. But what's a good surrogate with less sugar / lower glycemic index that does have crunchiness and sweetness? Cereal bars are a bit too.. well. They have a lot of things working against them, at least for me. While they don't bring any sweetness to the table, I do enjoy chewing on raw carrots, but unfortunately my IBS disagrees with the whole notion, so those are out too along with raw veggies in general. Fruits like oranges and tangerines are cool when in season, but they are also full of sugar.
What did 0 say to 8 ?
" Nice Belt "
So What did 3 say to 8 ?
" Hey, you two stop making out "
When I got home, they were still there.
Or would that be too forward thinking?
I won't be doing that today!
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Where ever you left it π€·ββοΈπ€
This morning, my 4 year old daughter.
Daughter: I'm hungry
Me: nerves building, smile widening
Me: Hi hungry, I'm dad.
She had no idea what was going on but I finally did it.
Thank you all for listening.
There hasn't been a post all year!
