My wife was fighting me about doing our kitchen in granite or laminate. She finally told me that we just can’t afford granite right now.
I have to admit... it was a pretty good counter argument.
I told my wife that I would never take her for granite.
Though, I probably would for marble.
A group of leprechauns was recently busted for selling fake granite
Yeah, they were sham rocks.
Why did the geologist’s wife divorce him?
Because he took her for granite 😁
My neighbour has had 45 concussions in the past few weeks.
He lives just a stone throw away.
My neighbor blamed my gravel for making him fall...
But it was his own dumb asphalt...
Don’t take this igneous sediment for Granite
I installed the granite in the kitchen all by myself.
Geologists often take things for granite.
My dad can't stop talking about getting granite tiles for our flooring
Probably because he has lost his marble(s).
I take my countertops for granite -raccooneggs
You shouldn’t take things for Granite, because nothing is set in stone
After he installs the new granite surfaces in your kitchen, does the Cabinet Maker hand you
What? You don't like geology?
When more & more people say “you’re my rock”....
You start feeling like gravel.
Ya know guys, today is a gneiss day, don’t take it for granite.
Why did the limestone leave her husband?
Our countertops are made of cement, but I always took it for granite.
I feel bad for pet rocks sometimes....
Why do people take rocks for granited?
I just hope mine doesn't dieorite.
There are just some signs in life you should take for Granite
Son, I love you, and I think you rock
But I promise I will never take you for Granite again
Just found out my childhood house had marble countertops.
This whole time I took them for granite.
What would you call the sun if it was made of granite and heavy metals?
If we used igneous rock as currency we’d take everything for granite.
Why wasn't the rock allowed into the party?
He wasn't "granite" permission.
My wife and I were stuck behind a van advertising granite countertops.
Wife: Those look good. I'd kill to have our counters redone.
Me: Sure...but then you'd be taking life for granite.
Geologists are always so thankful
They take nothing for granite.
These headstones are not to be taken for granite
My wife left me because we have a rocky relationship.
I guess I took her for granite.
I just realized my kitchen countertop is made out of marble.
I have been taking it for granite all these years.
Its hard as a rock being a dad.
Always taken for granite.
Just want you to know... I can see that you've been under a lot of pressure for a while now. But you are a rock, and I don't take you for granite.
I'm bothered by lazy geologists who don't take the time to correctly identify rocks...
Sometimes they take this schist for granite.
A man that we all take for granite
Why did The Rock break up with his girlfriend?
Because she took him for granite.
Why do mountains feel unappreciated?
People take them for granite.
My wife insists that I go with her whenever she shops for igneous rock containing quartz and feldspar.
Sometimes I think she takes me for granite.
Why did the stone mason break up with the con artist?
He was taken for granite.
Granite Branch
So my friend got a job managing a branch for a granite company.
And whilst telling my father he dadjoked me pretty hard.
Me: Ya he is managing a granite branch or something.
Dad: Well then, I was not aware that granite grew on trees...
Needless to say i wasn't expecting it.
I feel bad for geologists,
People always take them for granite.
And I feel bad for tortillas too,
They always get a bad wrap.
For the past few weekends my wife has done nothing but drag me around to look at expensive new countertops
I'm tired of being taken for granite
My buddy just installed a new counter top
I just hope he doesn’t take it for granite
This was at universals mythos and the food was amazing
Stoner joke
If you wish for your genie to turn into a rock, they have to granite!
Did you hear the one about the stone mason who was married to a con artist?
She took him for granite.
Wanna hear a joke about a stone?
Nevermind, I'll just skip that one.
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