My wife was fighting me about doing our kitchen in granite or laminate. She finally told me that we just canβt afford granite right now.
I have to admit... it was a pretty good counter argument.
I told my wife that I would never take her for granite.
Though, I probably would for marble.
A group of leprechauns was recently busted for selling fake granite
Yeah, they were sham rocks.
Donβt take this igneous sediment for Granite
I installed the granite in the kitchen all by myself.
It was counterproductive
Geologists often take things for granite.
My dad can't stop talking about getting granite tiles for our flooring
Probably because he has lost his marble(s).
You shouldnβt take things for Granite, because nothing is set in stone
I take my countertops for granite -raccooneggs
After he installs the new granite surfaces in your kitchen, does the Cabinet Maker hand you
a counter fit bill?
Our countertops are made of cement, but I always took it for granite.
Ya know guys, today is a gneiss day, donβt take it for granite.
There are just some signs in life you should take for Granite
If we used igneous rock as currency weβd take everything for granite.
What would you call the sun if it was made of granite and heavy metals?
A rock star...
My wife and I were stuck behind a van advertising granite countertops.
Wife: Those look good. I'd kill to have our counters redone.
Me: Sure...but then you'd be taking life for granite.
These headstones are not to be taken for granite
Just want you to know... I can see that you've been under a lot of pressure for a while now. But you are a rock, and I don't take you for granite.
A man that we all take for granite
Granite Branch
So my friend got a job managing a branch for a granite company. And whilst telling my father he dadjoked me pretty hard.
Me: Ya he is managing a granite branch or something.
Dad: Well then, I was not aware that granite grew on trees...
Needless to say i wasn't expecting it.
