But geography is where it's at.
He didnβt give a schist.
Fortunately, he got boulder.
As they hit me, I thought, βthatβs not gneiss.β
Sometimes I think she takes me for granite.
Gneiss
I'm still andesited.
"That would be...gneiss."
My favorite class is geology. I love that class. Geology rocks.
http://m.imgur.com/gallery/8FMv6d1
βGneiss.β
When we have special promotions, I can make a commercial on the radio that says "don't take this shale for granite!"
Unfortunately it was counter-feit. I can't believe I got taken for granite like that.
Tapping on a rock one of us is resting on or using to tie a shoelace, "You know, some people take this stuff for granite."
Me: That Gneiss
Takes 100 IQ
Because if the are I've got some pretty gneiss ones but most them are schist. If so, I won't take this opportunity for Granite.
What a gneiss guy
I said to the foreman, βThat sure is a big rock!β βBoulder.β So I stuck out my chest andΒ shouted,Β βTHAT SURE IS A BIG ROCK!!β
your shist at your job but he replied, that's not very gneiss
It was working out pretty well, but then it went downhill.
My sister teaches at a high school for children with learning and behavior disorders, and every year she hosts a skills summer camp.
2015 will be geology-themed, and we need help thinking of a fun name for the camp.
Previous years: 2014 Summer Scenarios: Little Egypt (Egyptian themed) 2013 Summer Scenarios (first year had no kitchy name, but it was zombie-themed)
Potential examples: Stone Throne, Rock Steady, Taken for Granite, etc.
During the live-in camp (boarding school), they'll learn survival/outdoorsmanship skills (fire starting, gardening, canoeing, etc.), and have geologists as guest speakers.
Any high school learning-friendly geology-themed blockbusters would be welcome suggestions, too--but I'll post that for the people over at /r/movies.
Thanks in advance!
Edit: Thanks to everyone who actually gave appropriate suggestions, and high-fives to those who just made rock puns. My sister selected Game of Stones.
He was charged with basalt-and-battery. He was a pretty gneiss guy, I guess we just took him for granite. Pretty schisty for him, though.
"......gneiss guys finish last."
I can remember a few gneiss ones.
It's pretty gneiss
Expedite.
...what a gneiss person
We were touring a college and walked by the geology room, it had a bunch of rocks on display.
I muttered "I bet this class rocks"
After we laugh and he punches me, I say "Aw cmon that ones a classic"
He agrees
Then I say "Yeah it was a real gem"
I said "That's gneiss."
(True story)
Because... Gneiss guise Finnish last
A: Quartz
Proving once again that gneiss guys finish last.
"Hey, son, want to hear a joke?" "Sure, dad!" "This rock is gneiss."
They rock
But geography is where it's at
