He didnβt give a schist.
Fortunately, he got boulder.
As they hit me, I thought, βthatβs not gneiss.β
Sometimes I think she takes me for granite.
Gneiss
I'm still andesited.
"That would be...gneiss."
My favorite class is geology. I love that class. Geology rocks.
http://m.imgur.com/gallery/8FMv6d1
βGneiss.β
Unfortunately it was counter-feit. I can't believe I got taken for granite like that.
Me: That Gneiss
Takes 100 IQ
What a gneiss guy
When we have special promotions, I can make a commercial on the radio that says "don't take this shale for granite!"
I said to the foreman, βThat sure is a big rock!β βBoulder.β So I stuck out my chest andΒ shouted,Β βTHAT SURE IS A BIG ROCK!!β
Because if the are I've got some pretty gneiss ones but most them are schist. If so, I won't take this opportunity for Granite.
Tapping on a rock one of us is resting on or using to tie a shoelace, "You know, some people take this stuff for granite."
your shist at your job but he replied, that's not very gneiss
It was working out pretty well, but then it went downhill.
My sister teaches at a high school for children with learning and behavior disorders, and every year she hosts a skills summer camp.
2015 will be geology-themed, and we need help thinking of a fun name for the camp.
Previous years: 2014 Summer Scenarios: Little Egypt (Egyptian themed) 2013 Summer Scenarios (first year had no kitchy name, but it was zombie-themed)
Potential examples: Stone Throne, Rock Steady, Taken for Granite, etc.
During the live-in camp (boarding school), they'll learn survival/outdoorsmanship skills (fire starting, gardening, canoeing, etc.), and have geologists as guest speakers.
Any high school learning-friendly geology-themed blockbusters would be welcome suggestions, too--but I'll post that for the people over at /r/movies.
Thanks in advance!
Edit: Thanks to everyone who actually gave appropriate suggestions, and high-fives to those who just made rock puns. My sister selected Game of Stones.
He was charged with basalt-and-battery. He was a pretty gneiss guy, I guess we just took him for granite. Pretty schisty for him, though.
"......gneiss guys finish last."
I can remember a few gneiss ones.
It's pretty gneiss
Expedite.
...what a gneiss person
I said "That's gneiss."
(True story)
We were touring a college and walked by the geology room, it had a bunch of rocks on display.
I muttered "I bet this class rocks"
After we laugh and he punches me, I say "Aw cmon that ones a classic"
He agrees
Then I say "Yeah it was a real gem"
Because... Gneiss guise Finnish last
Proving once again that gneiss guys finish last.
A: Quartz
"Hey, son, want to hear a joke?" "Sure, dad!" "This rock is gneiss."
But geography is where it's at
They rock
