16 Hilarious Gneiss 2 Puns - Punstoppable 🛑

I remember having rocks thrown at me because I was a nerd in high school.

As they hit me, I thought, “that’s not gneiss.”

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👤︎ u/DinglebarryHandpump

📅︎ Oct 29 2020

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What did the geologist say when he collected 69 rocks?

Gneiss

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👤︎ u/Death_Muffins

📅︎ Mar 13 2020

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What did the geologist say when he found a 69 pound metamorphic boulder?

“Gneiss.”

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👤︎ u/Snaz5

📅︎ Nov 01 2019

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Friend: Did you know Mica, Quartz, Feldspar, Amphibole, Garnet, and Pyroxene make up Phyllite?

Me: That Gneiss

Takes 100 IQ

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👤︎ u/LolMoostasha

📅︎ Apr 10 2019

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I was walking my dog this morning when I saw a rock help an old lady cross the street

What a gneiss guy

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👤︎ u/skelly46

📅︎ Jun 15 2019

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Are Geology jokes allowed?

Because if the are I've got some pretty gneiss ones but most them are schist. If so, I won't take this opportunity for Granite.

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👤︎ u/timothycampbell45

📅︎ Mar 04 2019

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what did one geologist say to the other

your shist at your job but he replied, that's not very gneiss

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👤︎ u/fayrog_frog

📅︎ Apr 06 2019

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Why did the geologist go to jail?

He was charged with basalt-and-battery. He was a pretty gneiss guy, I guess we just took him for granite. Pretty schisty for him, though.

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👤︎ u/Mondonodo

📅︎ Feb 05 2015

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Every year my town has a 4th of July track meet during the day, and any age can compete. My geologist dad, heavy set and not ready to compete, entered the mile and obviously did poorly, but he crossed the finish line, gave me a shit-eating grin and said:

"......gneiss guys finish last."

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👤︎ u/SoDakZak

📅︎ Jul 05 2017

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Do you remember any rock jokes?

I can remember a few gneiss ones.

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👤︎ u/bolacola

📅︎ Nov 06 2018

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I'm majoring in rocks

It's pretty gneiss

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👤︎ u/ymipphard

📅︎ Nov 23 2018

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Saw a geologist helping an old lady cross the street today and I thought...

...what a gneiss person

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👤︎ u/SoDakZak

📅︎ Sep 13 2017

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My daughter just told me she passed her exam on rock identification.

I said "That's gneiss."

(True story)

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👤︎ u/citizencool

📅︎ Jan 20 2017

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Why did the Scandinavians take so long to look like minerals?

Because... Gneiss guise Finnish last

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👤︎ u/littleguy-3

📅︎ Apr 29 2017

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In the annual scientistific track and field meet, the geologists always lose

Proving once again that gneiss guys finish last.

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👤︎ u/SoDakZak

📅︎ Jul 27 2017

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Dad joked while on a hike.

"Hey, son, want to hear a joke?" "Sure, dad!" "This rock is gneiss."

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👤︎ u/therealbanjoben

📅︎ Feb 05 2015

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