My wife insists that I go with her whenever she shops for igneous rock containing quartz and feldspar.

Sometimes I think she takes me for granite.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AlRedux
πŸ“…︎ Jun 29 2020
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My friend was arrested because he was carving equations into a block of quartz.

He was charged with manufacturing crystal math.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Sep 14 2019
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Friend: Did you know Mica, Quartz, Feldspar, Amphibole, Garnet, and Pyroxene make up Phyllite?

Me: That Gneiss

Takes 100 IQ

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LolMoostasha
πŸ“…︎ Apr 10 2019
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How much is in a gallon of minerals?

4 quartz

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FeedbackUSA
πŸ“…︎ Feb 04 2020
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So i finally realized why playing β€˜catch’ with a rock is a bad idea

All of a sudden it struck me

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mrj760
πŸ“…︎ Nov 08 2018
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Do you want to know something about rocks?

Of quartz you do.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/djb0017
πŸ“…︎ Jun 09 2017
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Did you ever try to learn Mohs Scale in School?

Man, parts of it are really hard!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/turdbogls
πŸ“…︎ Dec 26 2018
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I asked my geology professor what the hardest thing on next week's exam will be.

A: Quartz

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ZadocPaet
πŸ“…︎ Sep 17 2015
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Overheard while at a Gem Mine...

Scenario: Father and Daughter are sitting at the sorting table, Daughter finds a Gem.

Daughter: What kind of rock is this one dad?

Dad: That's a quartz. Find 3 more and you've got a gallon.

Daughter: Whoosh

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hotdogsale
πŸ“…︎ Sep 03 2013
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A nice little Sunday at Home Depot...

My wife and I were at Home Depot walking through the kitchen section pointing out which granite was nicest. Then she said, "..but quartz is what I want", to which I replied, "of quartz you do".

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πŸ‘€︎ u/brianvsshark
πŸ“…︎ Apr 28 2014
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