Silicon Puns

Yeah, I surf on executive boards.

Because they are always going around committing SiN

No Whey, Jose!

They're both semiconductors.

"Gandr"

Si.

Facebrook

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What did Uranium say to Aluminium and Silicon when they ganged up against it?

• Al-Si-U

He literally had his ass handed to him.

baby nipple ring?

Anyone who makes a pun about iron should pay a periodic Fe, I would stop now but that'd be Nobel of me, HeHeHe. Be sure to take a deep breath before you say "NO". At this point you might thinking we should get Iridium of this guy in rl too. I'll eventually run out of chemical puns, right? Na, which might be your mood coincidentally. This guy must be a fake as Silicone, he got this from somewhere to which I reply, Si, senor! I Cu calling for the coppers, but any "Bro" of mine wouldn't. Don't worry, the best ones Argon by now. Au reading this! This winding list is surely golden by now, right?

As we close this out, allow me to echo your thoughts one last time, Fr y'all.

"F"In"Al"Y"

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But some men like all natural, some like silicon.

I’m afraid I might be assmatic.

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Not my best, but I'm working on it https://i.imgur.com/uprrPy9.jpg

Funny collection of chemistry puns

What do you get when you mix sulfur, tungsten, and silver? SWAG

Did you hear about the man who got cooled to absolute zero? He’s 0K now.

What do you call a tooth in a glass of water? A one molar solution.

How do Sulfur and Oxygen communicate? A sulfone

What do you call Iron blowing in the wind? Febreeze.

Why do chemists call helium, curium, and barium the healing elements? Because if you can’t helium or curium, you barium!

Why did the noble gas cry? Because all his friends argon.

Why did the acid go to the gym? To become a buffer solution!

Why can you never trust atoms? They make up everything!

Why does hamburger have lower energy than steak? Because it’s in the ground state.

How many moles are in a guacamole? Avocado’s number.

If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice? H2O cubed.

What do chemists

Years ago I used to use a LexisNexis database of companies that would give corporate information like name, address, and general business description. While most of them were pretty bland, there were a bunch of them with some really cheesy puns, and over a few years I built quite a collection.

Today I share with you "NEXIS IS RIDICULOUS.txt":

• Bucyrus International caters to those who mine their own business.
• It would be logical for Mr. Spock to boldly go to Vulcan International for rubber products. He might even live long and prosper -- in comfortable shoes.
• What do manufacturer Electro-Motive Diesel (EMD) and 1970s band Grand Funk Railroad have in common? They both want you to do the locomotion!
• Peter Piper can pick more than a peck of peppers or pickles from B&G Foods.
• Toray Plastics America could sing "foam, foam on the range, where the polyester and polypropylene materials are made" all day.
• Break out the Tums, because things are awfully gassy over at Air

Today in Advanced Microfabrication, we were talking about diffusion into silicon. One of the key measurements of diffusion is Q, or the total number of dopants in the substrate. For some reason, sometimes you use Q in the equations, and sometimes you use 2*Q.

He then asked us, "So if you have 5Q and then 5 more Q, how many do you have?"

"Uh.. 10 Q?"

"You're welcome! hahahahahahahahah"

Dad: Yeah, it's all the silicone pipes in the bathroom (renovating bathroom, working on it) Me: Ah, makes sense

Dad: Just Imagine how bad Silicone Valley smells

He just laid that one on me not too long ago

Dad: "I hate it when I get water in my ears." Mom: "Maybe you should try those silicon earplugs" Me: "Dad's getting silicons?" A tick passes and dad can't hold his laugh anymore

Silicon Valley.