A list of puns related to "Silicon"
Yeah, I surf on executive boards.
Because they are always going around committing SiN
No Whey, Jose!
They're both semiconductors.
"Gandr"
Si.
Facebrook
Silicon Valley
What did Uranium say to Aluminium and Silicon when they ganged up against it?
β’ Al-Si-U
He literally had his ass handed to him.
baby nipple ring?
Anyone who makes a pun about iron should pay a periodic Fe, I would stop now but that'd be Nobel of me, HeHeHe. Be sure to take a deep breath before you say "NO". At this point you might thinking we should get Iridium of this guy in rl too. I'll eventually run out of chemical puns, right? Na, which might be your mood coincidentally. This guy must be a fake as Silicone, he got this from somewhere to which I reply, Si, senor! I Cu calling for the coppers, but any "Bro" of mine wouldn't. Don't worry, the best ones Argon by now. Au reading this! This winding list is surely golden by now, right?
As we close this out, allow me to echo your thoughts one last time, Fr y'all.
"F"In"Al"Y"
Silicon Valley.
Silicon valley
But some men like all natural, some like silicon.
Iβm afraid I might be assmatic.
Silicon Valley.
Not my best, but I'm working on it https://i.imgur.com/uprrPy9.jpg
Funny collection of chemistry puns
What do you get when you mix sulfur, tungsten, and silver? SWAG
Did you hear about the man who got cooled to absolute zero? Heβs 0K now.
What do you call a tooth in a glass of water? A one molar solution.
How do Sulfur and Oxygen communicate? A sulfone
What do you call Iron blowing in the wind? Febreeze.
Why do chemists call helium, curium, and barium the healing elements? Because if you canβt helium or curium, you barium!
Why did the noble gas cry? Because all his friends argon.
Why did the acid go to the gym? To become a buffer solution!
Why can you never trust atoms? They make up everything!
Why does hamburger have lower energy than steak? Because itβs in the ground state.
How many moles are in a guacamole? Avocadoβs number.
If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice? H2O cubed.
What do chemists
... keep reading on reddit β‘Years ago I used to use a LexisNexis database of companies that would give corporate information like name, address, and general business description. While most of them were pretty bland, there were a bunch of them with some really cheesy puns, and over a few years I built quite a collection.
Today I share with you "NEXIS IS RIDICULOUS.txt":
Today in Advanced Microfabrication, we were talking about diffusion into silicon. One of the key measurements of diffusion is Q, or the total number of dopants in the substrate. For some reason, sometimes you use Q in the equations, and sometimes you use 2*Q.
He then asked us, "So if you have 5Q and then 5 more Q, how many do you have?"
"Uh.. 10 Q?"
"You're welcome! hahahahahahahahah"
Dad: Yeah, it's all the silicone pipes in the bathroom (renovating bathroom, working on it) Me: Ah, makes sense
Dad: Just Imagine how bad Silicone Valley smells
He just laid that one on me not too long ago
Dad: "I hate it when I get water in my ears." Mom: "Maybe you should try those silicon earplugs" Me: "Dad's getting silicons?" A tick passes and dad can't hold his laugh anymore
Silicon Valley.
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