Will glass coffins ever be popular?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/kevjonesin
πŸ“…︎ Dec 29 2020
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Will glass coffins ever become popular?

Remains to be seen

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Deadly_R
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Glass bottle recycling truck in my home town
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πŸ‘€︎ u/misrdanskellinika
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Our glass
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πŸ‘€︎ u/slayer420698
πŸ“…︎ Nov 18 2020
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What do you call a glass dinosaur?

Pyrex.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
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I wonder, will glass coffins be popular someday?

... Remains to be seen.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SaintFistopher
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Old Jed Clampett (Beverly Hillbillies) got in an accident that left him with a glass eye. It was uncomfortable to sleep in over night so he took it out and hired a servant to watch it.

It was his Jed Eye Master.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/skycooper11
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Dear Optimist, Pessimist and Realist. While you were arguing about the glass of water, I drank it.

The Opportunist.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Dec 14 2020
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Is it the time to adopt glass coffins?

remains to be seen!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/malhosainy
πŸ“…︎ Dec 11 2020
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I put my root beer in a square glass

Now I just have beer

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πŸ‘€︎ u/icemage27
πŸ“…︎ Dec 27 2020
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Why was the door glass?

Because the door was ajar

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πŸ‘€︎ u/wimple007
πŸ“…︎ Nov 22 2020
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Why is stained glass popular?

It’s always looking sharp!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HappyRamenMan
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Glass coffins
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πŸ‘€︎ u/pewds696969
πŸ“…︎ Jul 05 2020
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Do you think glass coffins will become popular?

Remains to be seen.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/professorf
πŸ“…︎ Oct 31 2020
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Wife dropped a jar of pickles upon opening the fridge; glass and pickle juice went all over the kitchen floor.

My 10 year old son: Don't worry, it's not a big dill. My wife while looking at me: -.-

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ProfessorPeterr
πŸ“…︎ Oct 21 2020
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My father quietly retired from his job as an eye glass manufacturer yesterday.

He didn’t want to make a spectacle.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Sep 09 2020
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Why did the pony ask for a glass of water?

Because he felt like he was a little horse.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/schoonerw
πŸ“…︎ Nov 23 2020
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My wife just threw out our computer, shattering all the glass.

I guess she doesn’t like windows.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/xKonings
πŸ“…︎ Nov 16 2020
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You could say I have an hour glass figure

It takes me an hour to figure out where my glasses are!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Chunkzz5159
πŸ“…︎ Sep 25 2020
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My bedroom now has a stained glass window....

A pigeon just flew right into it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Nov 10 2020
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I trained my dog to bring me a glass of red wine.

He's a bordeaux collie.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mykeuk
πŸ“…︎ Oct 29 2020
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Why did i murder the woman who served me a glass of wine?

Because i wanted tequila.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Hengeek
πŸ“…︎ Sep 06 2020
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My son told me he can drink a whole glass a whiskey straight.

Personally, I think it's neat.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Adomoto
πŸ“…︎ Sep 29 2020
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I poured root beer in a square glass, now I have only beer
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πŸ‘€︎ u/WetSoggyTaco
πŸ“…︎ Jul 14 2020
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Quasimodo walks into a bar and asks for a glass of whiskey.

Bells alright? Asks the barman. None of your fucking business he replies.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/adam14brfc
πŸ“…︎ Oct 25 2020
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Glass coffins - will they gain popularity?

Remains to be seen!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sierrasport
πŸ“…︎ Jul 02 2020
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Will glass coffins be a success?

Remains to be seen.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/chocolate-queen
πŸ“…︎ May 25 2020
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If I poured root beer into a square glass,

would I just have beer?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/knopper91
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The barman in the pub looked over at me said, "Your glass is empty. Fancy another one?" "

Why would I want two empty glasses?" I asked

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AustralianGroan
πŸ“…︎ Mar 20 2020
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Will glass coffins be a successful business?

Remains to be seen...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BatfleckPwns
πŸ“…︎ Jul 31 2020
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I met a man with a glass eye this morning...

He didn’t tell me, it just came out in the conversation

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rob_Haggis
πŸ“…︎ Jul 09 2020
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My server slammed a glass of water down, tossed a spoon with a knife on the table and stomped off back to the kitchen. I pondered about their attitude for a moment and then it hit me...

They just didn't give a fork...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
πŸ“…︎ Sep 05 2020
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I accidentally sat on a medieval stained glass window at the antique store...

That was a royal pane in the ass.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FinalCaveat
πŸ“…︎ Aug 20 2020
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I thought I checkmated my dad with my new glass set in chess...

But he saw right through it

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CGballin
πŸ“…︎ Sep 16 2020
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My wife was scratching the glass jar with a metal spoon...

It was jarring!!!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Farhan_Hyder
πŸ“…︎ Jul 20 2020
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What did the glass say to the window?

"I'm in pane."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/crazy_al01
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Which Transformer always sees the glass as half full?

Optimist Prime

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tyrannosaur85
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Industry insiders suggest glass coffins will become very popular.

Remains to be seen.

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πŸ“…︎ Jul 22 2020
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So I heard this joke about glass

But it clearly shouldn’t have been made

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πŸ‘€︎ u/marshmello100
πŸ“…︎ Jul 19 2020
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What do you get when you put root beer in a square glass?

Just beer i guess.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Eagle_Vision_13
πŸ“…︎ Apr 27 2020
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Glass Coffins
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πŸ‘€︎ u/nefariousmonkey
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The missus asked me if I thought of other women so i threw a glass of milk at her.

That's the last time we are ever playing truth or dairy.

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What do you call a glass dinosaur?

Pyrex.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Jan 03
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Will glass coffins become popular?

Remains to be seen.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/King_Arthur24
πŸ“…︎ Dec 29 2020
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I put my root beer in a square glass

And now I have beer.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DM_me_some_rice
πŸ“…︎ Nov 10 2020
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Will glass coffins become popular?

Remains to be seen!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/King_Arthur24
πŸ“…︎ Nov 24 2020
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Will glass coffins ever become popular?

Remains to be seen.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/trainsareepic
πŸ“…︎ Jul 08 2020
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I poured root beer into a square glass

Now I just have beer

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PIatinumP0tato
πŸ“…︎ Jul 28 2020
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Will glass coffins ever become popular?

Remains to be seen.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mycorona69
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