Will glass coffins ever be popular?
Will glass coffins ever become popular?
Glass bottle recycling truck in my home town
What do you call a glass dinosaur?
Old Jed Clampett (Beverly Hillbillies) got in an accident that left him with a glass eye. It was uncomfortable to sleep in over night so he took it out and hired a servant to watch it.
It was his Jed Eye Master.
Dear Optimist, Pessimist and Realist. While you were arguing about the glass of water, I drank it.
I put my root beer in a square glass
Why was the door glass?
Because the door was ajar
Why is stained glass popular?
It’s always looking sharp!
Wife dropped a jar of pickles upon opening the fridge; glass and pickle juice went all over the kitchen floor.
My 10 year old son: Don't worry, it's not a big dill.
My wife while looking at me: -.-
My father quietly retired from his job as an eye glass manufacturer yesterday.
He didn’t want to make a spectacle.
Why did the pony ask for a glass of water?
Because he felt like he was a little horse.
My wife just threw out our computer, shattering all the glass.
I guess she doesn’t like windows.
You could say I have an hour glass figure
It takes me an hour to figure out where my glasses are!
My bedroom now has a stained glass window....
A pigeon just flew right into it.
I trained my dog to bring me a glass of red wine.
Why did i murder the woman who served me a glass of wine?
Because i wanted tequila.
My son told me he can drink a whole glass a whiskey straight.
Personally, I think it's neat.
I poured root beer in a square glass, now I have only beer
Quasimodo walks into a bar and asks for a glass of whiskey.
Bells alright? Asks the barman.
None of your fucking business he replies.
Glass coffins - will they gain popularity?
The barman in the pub looked over at me said, "Your glass is empty. Fancy another one?" "
Why would I want two empty glasses?" I asked
I met a man with a glass eye this morning...
He didn’t tell me, it just came out in the conversation
My server slammed a glass of water down, tossed a spoon with a knife on the table and stomped off back to the kitchen. I pondered about their attitude for a moment and then it hit me...
They just didn't give a fork...
I accidentally sat on a medieval stained glass window at the antique store...
That was a royal pane in the ass.
I thought I checkmated my dad with my new glass set in chess...
But he saw right through it
My wife was scratching the glass jar with a metal spoon...
What did the glass say to the window?
Which Transformer always sees the glass as half full?
So I heard this joke about glass
But it clearly shouldn’t have been made
The missus asked me if I thought of other women so i threw a glass of milk at her.
That's the last time we are ever playing truth or dairy.
I wonder, will glass coffins be popular someday?
What do you call a glass dinosaur?
Is it the time to adopt glass coffins?
Will glass coffins become popular?
I put my root beer in a square glass
Do you think glass coffins will become popular?
Will glass coffins become popular?
Will glass coffins be a success?
If I poured root beer into a square glass,
Will glass coffins ever become popular?
Will glass coffins be a successful business?
I poured root beer into a square glass
Industry insiders suggest glass coffins will become very popular.
What do you get when you put root beer in a square glass?
Will glass coffins ever become popular?
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