Dear Optimist, Pessimist and Realist. While you were arguing about the glass of water, I drank it.
Why did the pony ask for a glass of water?
Because he felt like he was a little horse.
My server slammed a glass of water down, tossed a spoon with a knife on the table and stomped off back to the kitchen. I pondered about their attitude for a moment and then it hit me...
They just didn't give a fork...
A man ordered a glass of water at a fancy restaurant. It cost him 10 dollars. When the waiter delivered it, he asked the waiter why it was so expensive.
The waiter responds “It’s tap quality”
Trump did an amazing job, drinking a glass of water.
At a job interview I filled my glass of water until it overflowed a little.
“Nervous?” asked the interviewer.
“No. I always give 110%”.
"Can I have a glass of water?" asked the young student.
The teacher placed her hands on her hips, glaring at him, and said "May I!".
The kid smiles. "I was gonna get it myself, but sure, that'd be great!".
Don’t stare at a glass of water.
Take a pitcher it’ll last longer.
When the waiter asked me what I wanted to drink, I told him a glass of water please.
Straight away he replies "still water sir?"
Yeah, like I'm suddenly going to change my mind.
Honestly, customer service these days.
TIL you can tell the gender of an ant by putting it in a glass of water.
If it sinks, girl ant. If it floats, buoyant.
I asked my dad to bring me a glass of water, so he pointed at my aquarium and said "you have plenty" and walked out, and now everytime I ask for water he does this
I broke the glass coffee pot at work when I put cold water in it.
You could say it lost its temper.
What do you call a water dispenser that only fills the glass half full?
I tried to pour myself a glass from a picture of water
Nothing came out of the photo though
What did the frat bro say when he got a glass of room temperature water?
a glass of water decided to have a conversation with a pond one day
the glass asked "water you doing"? the pond responded "pondering life".
Dad asked me to get him a glass of water
Me: yeah sure thing
Dad: hmmm it tastes really odd
Me: really, whats wrong with it?
Dad: ...its too watered down (then proceeded to laugh hysterically)
What did one three-quarter-full glass of vodka say to the other, full glass of water?
Got my wife as she offered to fill my glass with water. She scowled at me.
After filling her own glass, I responded, "Pour (emphasizing this word) favor!" She scowled then slightly laughed.
Dad walks into bedroom with a glass of ice water for me...
Proceeds to shake glass so the ice makes a sound like a maraca. "That's cool! Get it? Cool?"
Q: Why Did The Pony Ask For A Glass Of Water?
A: Because He Was A Little Horse!
Why did the Clydesdale give the pony a glass of water?
Because he was a little horse!
Why did the Clydesdale give the pony a glass of water?
Because he was a little horse!
Why did the Clydesdale give the pony a glass of water? Because he was a little horse!
Why did the Clydesdale give the pony a glass of water? Because he was a little horse!
Why did the Clydesdale give the pony a glass of water?
Because he was a little horse!
Did you know you can tell the gender of an ant by dropping it in a glass of water?
If it sinks: girl
If it floats: boyant
Do you know how you can tell the gender of an ant by dropping it in a glass of water?
If it sinks: girl ant. If it floats: boyant.
Hey Dad, make me a glass of water.
Poof, you're a glass of water.
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