Will glass coffins ever be popular?
Will glass coffins ever become popular?
I accidentally sat on glass and the shattered glass went in my butt.
It was a real pane in the ass.
I can't recycle a broken window with regular glass bottles in my town.
I was having a glass of wine with my wife after a long day and I heard her say "I love you so much and always look forward to being with you at the end of the day. I don't know what I'd do without you." "Is that you or the wine talking?" I asked. She replied "It's me...
What do you call a glass dinosaur?
My wife asked if I wanted wine with dinner. I said sure. She said, do you want a stem or stemless glass?
"Doesn't matter to me, I am bi-stemual".
Absolute silence.
Why don't people like replacing the glass in windows?
Old Jed Clampett (Beverly Hillbillies) got in an accident that left him with a glass eye. It was uncomfortable to sleep in over night so he took it out and hired a servant to watch it.
It was his Jed Eye Master.
Dear Optimist, Pessimist and Realist. While you were arguing about the glass of water, I drank it.
How do you get into an all glass China cabinet
Why was the door glass?
Because the door was ajar
I put my root beer in a square glass
Why is stained glass popular?
It’s always looking sharp!
My father quietly retired from his job as an eye glass manufacturer yesterday.
He didn’t want to make a spectacle.
Wife dropped a jar of pickles upon opening the fridge; glass and pickle juice went all over the kitchen floor.
My 10 year old son: Don't worry, it's not a big dill.
My wife while looking at me: -.-
Why did the pony ask for a glass of water?
Because he felt like he was a little horse.
You could say I have an hour glass figure
It takes me an hour to figure out where my glasses are!
Why did i murder the woman who served me a glass of wine?
Because i wanted tequila.
My wife just threw out our computer, shattering all the glass.
I guess she doesn’t like windows.
I poured root beer in a square glass, now I have only beer
My bedroom now has a stained glass window....
A pigeon just flew right into it.
My son told me he can drink a whole glass a whiskey straight.
Personally, I think it's neat.
I trained my dog to bring me a glass of red wine.
Glass coffins - will they gain popularity?
Quasimodo walks into a bar and asks for a glass of whiskey.
Bells alright? Asks the barman.
None of your fucking business he replies.
The barman in the pub looked over at me said, "Your glass is empty. Fancy another one?" "
Why would I want two empty glasses?" I asked
I met a man with a glass eye this morning...
He didn’t tell me, it just came out in the conversation
My server slammed a glass of water down, tossed a spoon with a knife on the table and stomped off back to the kitchen. I pondered about their attitude for a moment and then it hit me...
They just didn't give a fork...
My wife was scratching the glass jar with a metal spoon...
I accidentally sat on a medieval stained glass window at the antique store...
That was a royal pane in the ass.
I thought I checkmated my dad with my new glass set in chess...
But he saw right through it
Will glass coffins be a success?
I wonder, will glass coffins be popular someday?
Is it the time to adopt glass coffins?
What do you call a glass dinosaur?
Will glass coffins become popular?
I put my root beer in a square glass
Do you think glass coffins will become popular?
Will glass coffins become popular?
Will glass coffins be a success?
If I poured root beer into a square glass,
Will glass coffins ever become popular?
Will glass coffins be a successful business?
I poured root beer into a square glass
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