Why did Hitler wear eye glasses?
Because without them he could Nazi.
My grandfather turned 90 today, but he still doesn’t need glasses.
He drinks straight from the bottle.
Did you hear about the optician who made the biggest pair of glasses in the world?
Warning...."To the person who stole my glasses....."
"I'll find you....I have contacts."
We're going to buy some glasses
I just got glasses due to myopia and now everything looks clear and 4K.
Guess that's my New Year's Resolution
The only thing I have planned for today is to get my new glasses.
Then I'll see what happens.
Does covid have you wearing glasses and a mask at the same time?
If so, you might be entitled to condensation
Im not wearing glasses anymore
What does a medium who wears rose-colored glasses say?
I just went to get my glasses fixed and you’ll never guess who I ran into when I was there!
That’s right!
.... Everyone.
What do you call a dinosaur who lost his glasses?
My grandfather lived for 96 years & he never used glasses.
He directly drinks from the bottle.
Why do computers wear glasses?
To improve their web-sight
Guess who I bumped into on my way to get my glasses fixed...
Why do some developers need glasses?
What do you call a potato wearing glasses?
Told my daughter to wear glasses during math.
How did the boy whose glasses were stolen find them?
Santa has three glasses of water every day...
Why did the cell phone have to wear glasses?
Because it lost its contacts
Why do piano players wear glasses?
Are you required to wear a face mask and wear glasses?
You may be eligible for condensation.
Why do people find glasses so attractive?
Because people look good with them!
Went to go pick my glasses up from SpecSavers today and you’ll never guess who I bumped into!
My girlfriend says she can’t see too well without her glasses.
So I asked her what numbers she could see.
My kid just told me I looked different with my glasses on
I thought that was the whole point of them.
Has COVID-19 forced you to wear glasses and a mask at the same time?
If so, you may be entitled to condensation.
Told my wife I was going with the kids to get glasses. She asked what we'll be doing afterward.
Son: Dad what are you going to do today? Dad: Well first I'm going to get a pair of glasses. Son: And after that?
Lately my family have been telling me I need new glasses
But I really don't see the problem
My grandfather lived to be 95 and never used glasses.
He always drank right from the bottle.
I was pulled over by the police. The officer said "According to your license you should be wearing glasses when you drive"
I said no, it's okay I have Contacts
He said "I don't give a damn who you think you know"
Last night, there was such an amazing stand-up comedian at the party that we decided to raise our glasses filled with alcohol to praise him.
Guess who I bumped into on my way to get my glasses fixed?
To the person who stole my glasses, I will find you.
Guess who I bumped into on my way to get my glasses fixed
Do you wear glasses and a mask?
You may be entitled to condensation.
The only thing I have planned for today is to get my new glasses
Then I’ll see what happens
Why do python developers wear glasses?
Are you currently wearing a face mask and glasses to work?
You may be eligible for condensation.
What do you call a potato with glasses
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