New Glasses Puns

Me: As always, I recommend using your eyes.

Then I'll see what happens.

But I really don't see the problem

They're fairyfocals.

He replied, "because I wanted to look sharp".

That’s gross!

I need to be able to see in 2020.

So he can say he now has 2020 vision.

I’d really like to see 2020

"It's quite a spectacle"

Next year you’ll be able to 2020.

I can't see the point

They put a twinkle in my eyes!

I had to tell him to call a Spode a Spode.

I guess that was a shortsighted thing to do.

Because he couldn't C#

Them: "Do you like them?"

Me: "We shall see"

He was having trouble with his observational comedy.

He tells his friend, I've gone sixty-seven years without glasses. Now they tell me I'll need them every day. His friend replies I've gone eighty-two years, and not needed glasses a day in my life. Oh yeah? Says the first old-timer. How's that? Because, says the second, I take my liqour from a bottle.

I really made a spectacle of myself

Dad: When's the last time you got your eyes checked?

Daughter: Last month, but I haven't had new glasses since high school. I need new glasses.

Dad: Maybe that's something you should look into.

Daughter: ....

Dad took me to get new eyeglass prescription when I was about 16. When picking out frames, my Dad says, "Do you have anything that will help him see things my way?"

Then I’ll see what happens

Then I'll see what happens