Did you hear about the optician who made the biggest pair of glasses in the world?
Warning...."To the person who stole my glasses....."
"I'll find you....I have contacts."
The only thing I have planned for today is to get my new glasses.
Then I'll see what happens.
Does covid have you wearing glasses and a mask at the same time?
If so, you might be entitled to condensation
How did the boy whose glasses were stolen find them?
Why did the cell phone have to wear glasses?
Because it lost its contacts
Has COVID-19 forced you to wear glasses and a mask at the same time?
If so, you may be entitled to condensation.
Told my wife I was going with the kids to get glasses. She asked what we'll be doing afterward.
I was pulled over by the police. The officer said "According to your license you should be wearing glasses when you drive"
I said no, it's okay I have Contacts
He said "I don't give a damn who you think you know"
Last night, there was such an amazing stand-up comedian at the party that we decided to raise our glasses filled with alcohol to praise him.
I've just got some new glasses, and when I first put them on, I could see tiny little people with wings at the end of the garden. I rang my optician to report the problem, but he said it was completely normal with these glasses...
I went to a christening where the priest was wearing glasses, a fake nose, fake moustache and a wig...
It was a blessing in disguise
Why did the guy buy glasses during the pandemic?
Because he was trying to be contactless.
Did you hear about the near sighted construction worker who lost his glasses?
He really fell into his work.
Ever since the pandemic started, I’ve been wondering why my food delivery drivers have all been wearing glasses.
I had forgotten that contactless delivery was required.
I asked Dad how he plans to spend the day. He said, "first, Mom and I will go pick up our prescription glasses"
A viewer asked why the livestreamer doesn't wear his glasses during his videos.
I said he's doing a blind run.
Why the Poland glasses are so fragile?
Polished, yeah haha, funny very it is.
I tried looking at the world through rose colored glasses
Unfortunately, it just made the world cold and gray...
That’s when I finally realized I’m colorblind
To the person who stole my glasses
I can still drink from the bottle
Why did the man where his glasses to bed?
To see his dreams more clearly!
My earliest childhood memory is visiting the eye doctor and getting my glasses.
Life before that was a blur.
Wife is working on the computer and says "i can't work in glasses"
I say, "why?, too many blind spots?"
We’re going to pick up my glasses from the optometrist
What are we doing next? We’ll see.
My earliest childhood memory is when my dad took me to the store to get prescription glasses.
Life before that is a blur.
A king sat on his throne in his beautiful kingdom. Before him were three glasses set on a table. The first two are filled with water, but the third one is empty. What is the name of the king?
The case for my mom's glasses
When the new year rolls around, I need new glasses.
I need to be able to see in 2020.
Why will my dad take his glasses off as soon as the clock strikes midnight this New Year?
So he can say he now has 2020 vision.
Why does the president never wear glasses?
To the person who stole my glasses, I will find you.
The only thing I have planned for today is to get my new glasses
Then I’ll see what happens
Has COVID-19 forced you to wear glasses and a mask at the same time?
If so, you may be entitled to condensation.
To the person who stole my glasses:i will find you
To the person who stole my glasses
I will find you, I have contacts
To the individual who stole my glasses...
I will find you. I have contacts.
To the person who stole my glasses
I will find you. I have my contacts.
To the person who stole my glasses
I can still drink from the bottle.
The only thing I have planned for today is getting my new glasses
Then I'll see what happens
To the person who stole my glasses, I will find you.
To the person who stole my glasses
I will find you, I have contacts
To the guy that stole my glasses..
I will find you, I have contacts!
To the person who stole my glasses..........
To the person who stole my glasses. I’ll find you because I have contacts.
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