Did you hear about the optician who made the biggest pair of glasses in the world?
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Warning...."To the person who stole my glasses....."
"I'll find you....I have contacts."
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︎ Jan 11 2021
The only thing I have planned for today is to get my new glasses.
Then I'll see what happens.
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︎ Dec 30 2020
Does covid have you wearing glasses and a mask at the same time?
If so, you might be entitled to condensation
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︎ Jan 10 2021
How did the boy whose glasses were stolen find them?
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︎ Nov 17 2020
Why did the cell phone have to wear glasses?
Because it lost its contacts
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︎ Oct 02 2020
Has COVID-19 forced you to wear glasses and a mask at the same time?
If so, you may be entitled to condensation.
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︎ Jun 17 2020
Told my wife I was going with the kids to get glasses. She asked what we'll be doing afterward.
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︎ Aug 08 2020
I was pulled over by the police. The officer said "According to your license you should be wearing glasses when you drive"
I said no, it's okay I have Contacts
He said "I don't give a damn who you think you know"
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︎ Jul 17 2020
Last night, there was such an amazing stand-up comedian at the party that we decided to raise our glasses filled with alcohol to praise him.
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︎ Sep 04 2020
I've just got some new glasses, and when I first put them on, I could see tiny little people with wings at the end of the garden. I rang my optician to report the problem, but he said it was completely normal with these glasses...
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︎ Aug 14 2020
I went to a christening where the priest was wearing glasses, a fake nose, fake moustache and a wig...
It was a blessing in disguise
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︎ Aug 23 2020
Why did the guy buy glasses during the pandemic?
Because he was trying to be contactless.
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︎ Jul 01 2020
Did you hear about the near sighted construction worker who lost his glasses?
He really fell into his work.
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︎ Aug 26 2020
Ever since the pandemic started, Iβve been wondering why my food delivery drivers have all been wearing glasses.
I had forgotten that contactless delivery was required.
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︎ Jun 26 2020
I asked Dad how he plans to spend the day. He said, "first, Mom and I will go pick up our prescription glasses"
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︎ May 29 2020
A viewer asked why the livestreamer doesn't wear his glasses during his videos.
I said he's doing a blind run.
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︎ Jul 12 2020
Why the Poland glasses are so fragile?
Polished, yeah haha, funny very it is.
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︎ Jun 26 2020
I tried looking at the world through rose colored glasses
Unfortunately, it just made the world cold and gray...
Thatβs when I finally realized Iβm colorblind
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︎ Jun 29 2020
To the person who stole my glasses
I can still drink from the bottle
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︎ Feb 03 2020
Why did the man where his glasses to bed?
To see his dreams more clearly!
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︎ Apr 02 2020
My earliest childhood memory is visiting the eye doctor and getting my glasses.
Life before that was a blur.
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︎ Oct 07 2018
Wife is working on the computer and says "i can't work in glasses"
I say, "why?, too many blind spots?"
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︎ May 26 2020
Sad story about the Native American that drank 37 glasses of ice tea. The next morning they found him dead...
Face down in his tea pee.
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︎ Apr 20 2020
Weβre going to pick up my glasses from the optometrist
What are we doing next? Weβll see.
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︎ Mar 07 2020
My earliest childhood memory is when my dad took me to the store to get prescription glasses.
Life before that is a blur.
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︎ Jan 05 2020
A king sat on his throne in his beautiful kingdom. Before him were three glasses set on a table. The first two are filled with water, but the third one is empty. What is the name of the king?
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︎ Jan 10 2020
The case for my mom's glasses
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︎ Oct 19 2019
When the new year rolls around, I need new glasses.
I need to be able to see in 2020.
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︎ Sep 08 2019
Why will my dad take his glasses off as soon as the clock strikes midnight this New Year?
So he can say he now has 2020 vision.
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︎ Dec 04 2019
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︎ Aug 28 2019
Why does the president never wear glasses?
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︎ Jan 18 2020
To the person who stole my glasses, I will find you.
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︎ May 11 2020
The only thing I have planned for today is to get my new glasses
Then Iβll see what happens
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︎ Dec 30 2019
Has COVID-19 forced you to wear glasses and a mask at the same time?
If so, you may be entitled to condensation.
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︎ Jul 06 2020
To the person who stole my glasses:i will find you
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︎ Aug 12 2020
To the person who stole my glasses
I will find you, I have contacts
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︎ Jul 18 2019
To the individual who stole my glasses...
I will find you. I have contacts.
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︎ Nov 10 2019
To the person who stole my glasses
I will find you. I have my contacts.
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︎ Mar 12 2020
To the person who stole my glasses
I can still drink from the bottle.
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︎ Jan 14 2020
The only thing I have planned for today is getting my new glasses
Then I'll see what happens
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︎ Feb 13 2020
To the person who stole my glasses, I will find you.
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︎ Jul 04 2019
To the person who stole my glasses
I will find you, I have contacts
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︎ Nov 06 2019
To the guy that stole my glasses..
I will find you, I have contacts!
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︎ Oct 05 2019
To the person who stole my glasses..........
To the person who stole my glasses. Iβll find you because I have contacts.
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︎ Jun 28 2019
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