Paul Simon Puns

A list of puns related to "Paul Simon"

Did you hear that ICE detained Paul Simon?

They were asking him about a guy named Julio.

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👤︎ u/BadKittyRanch
📅︎ Sep 20 2018
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Did you know that Paul Simon has a song about the 13th element?

You can call me Al

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👤︎ u/VorticoseTax
📅︎ Mar 01 2018
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Did you know that Art Garfunkel is short for Arthur Garfunkel?

And Paul Simon is short for a man.

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👤︎ u/ghespen
📅︎ Jan 22 2017
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