[Tribute to the singer/songwriter who passed away today] How do you turn a duck into a soul musician?

Put it in the microwave until its bill withers.

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👤︎ u/Aaaaaidan
📅︎ Apr 04 2020
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To all of us, Prince was a very talented musician, composer, songwriter and performer.

But to the recording studios, he was more than that. He was a symbol.

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👤︎ u/Myntrith
📅︎ Apr 23 2016
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Who is Johanes Gutenbergs favorite 80's singer/songwriter?

Prints

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📅︎ Apr 24 2018
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My friend writes songs about sewing machines.

He's a Singer songwriter. Or sew it seams.

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📅︎ Mar 23 2021
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My wife has begun writing songs about her sewing machine

She wants to be a Singer-songwriter, or sew it seams.

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📅︎ Dec 20 2020
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I was using my sewing machine the other day and started making musical notes, then i realized....

I'm a Singer songwriter

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📅︎ Dec 18 2019
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I recently took a job writing jingles for a sewing machine company.

I’m a Singer songwriter.

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📅︎ Apr 28 2019
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The thing about musicians is.....

While driving in the car listening to some Manic Street Preachers and discussing the death of Richey Edwards.

Dad: "isn't it odd how many successful musicians seem eclectic and somewhat dysfunctional" Me: "they probably would not have been successful songwriters if they weren't" Dad: "or so good at playing the eclectic guitar"

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📅︎ Jul 20 2014
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I have a friend who writes songs about sewing machines.

He's a Singer songwriter, or sew it seams.

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👤︎ u/BastetLXIX
📅︎ Dec 15 2020
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My friend composes songs about sewing machines

He's a Singer songwriter or sew it seams.

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👤︎ u/inLikeCyn
📅︎ Oct 10 2020
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My mate composes songs about sewing machines.

He's a Singer songwriter, sew it seams.

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📅︎ Oct 04 2020
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My friend composes songs about sewing machines.

He's a Singer songwriter or sew it seams...

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👤︎ u/chown-root
📅︎ Oct 06 2020
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I write songs about sewing machines !

I'm a singer songwriter

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📅︎ Aug 26 2020
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I write songs about sewing machines.

I'm a Singer songwriter.

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👤︎ u/MagicGuy66
📅︎ May 16 2020
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I write songs about sewing machines...

I’m a Singer songwriter.

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👤︎ u/I_MADMAN
📅︎ Feb 16 2020
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I write songs about sewing machines.

I'm a singer songwriter.

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👤︎ u/RayInRed
📅︎ Feb 20 2020
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my friend writes tunes about sewing machines

she's a Singer songwriter

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👤︎ u/Scruluce
📅︎ Feb 13 2019
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