If you don’t like musical puns ...
... then you have my symphony.
I'm glad I'm good at making musical puns
Otherwise I'd have some pretty dim innuendos.
You may not like this musical pun now...
Warning: musical pun
This Christmas, my dad, brother, and I went over to my grandfather's house to visit. My grandpa has a pool table, so we always play a couple games. Our teams were my dad and my brother against my grandpa and me. After his turn, my dad goes over to a piano in the corner of the room and starts playing Christmas tunes. His turn quickly comes up and he's still playing the festive tunes on the piano. My grandpa yells at him, "Hey! We're playing pool. Stop playing piano." My dad replies, "Fine! I'll play forte," and continued to play Jingle Bells, but very loudly.
I'm very proud of my family for owning such a musical property.
A pirate's favorite musical instrument is...
What is a skeleton’s favorite musical instrument?
The trombone...
Wait... something isn’t right. They don’t have no lungs.
So it has to be... the bonegos.
What do you call a group of killer whales carrying musical instruments?
Why can't Thanos watch the Argentinian history musical?
Accordion to research, 9 out of 10 people don't notice when you replace words with random musical instruments.
Please don’t resort to violins and anger if you don’t notice.
A musical demon delivered my pizza.
What toiletry is the most musical?
Which musical instrument can be detrimental to your health?
These repeating musical notes are just perfect for my composition...
In fact, you could say that they are Canon Fodder.
What’s it called when I sneak my favorite soda into a long, boring musical?
There's a new musical out called "The Mystery of Tide Pods"
Apparently it's a Soap Opera.
Before this whole lockdown thing, I went to a musical.
I didn't like it. Too much sax and violins.
I come from a musical house
What is the most musical part of a turkey ?
I’m excited it see Pun: The Musical
Is Hamilton a musical, or an opera?
I bought a musical instrument for my daughter, which cost me $1000.
The political climate is so polarizing these days that even Do, Re and Mi decided to form their own independent left leaning musical scale and vote Democratic.
When questioned they just stated they were now Anti Fa.
You think musical wizards are weird?
What is the most musical animal?
What is the most musical fruit?
What do you call it when a musical group provides assistance?
I bought a covid face mask covered with random musical symbols...
If you remove all musical instruments from a church
My son had an audition for a musical today where he plays Rick Astley
He’s so happy cuz he rocked the role.
Currently writing a screenplay for a show called Pun: The Musical.
I wanted to make a post with a joke about musical notes. I first attempted to use Do or Mi, but in the end I went with
Which musical instrument is the most depressed?
What is a pirates favourite musical note?
What do call a musical ball?
What do you call a musical group of criminals that travels around the country but only along the outline of the country's border?
Which is the most musical weapon?
Swords, because they go “Sing! Sing! Sing!”
I working on "Warcraft - The Musical". The songs write themselves.
- My horde will go on
- Alliance sleeps tonight
- A horde day's night
Who makes the best musical range cookers?
I’m doing a run of Pokémon: SoulSilver where I name everybody after musical artist puns. Here’s what I’ve come up with so far- pretty catchy, huh?
Accordian to a recent survey, replacing words with the names of musical instruments often goes undetected.
I'm glad I'm good at making musical puns
Otherwise I'd have some pretty dim innuendos.
What do you call a group of killer whales carrying musical instruments?
What do you call a group of killer whales carrying musical instruments.
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