I have a friend who writes songs about sewing machines.

He's a Singer songwriter, or sew it seams.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BastetLXIX
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What's a schizophrenic's favorite Christmas song?

Do You Hear What I Hear?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TaurusGuy813
πŸ“…︎ Dec 07 2020
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I have started carrying a piece of stone with me to throw at people who sing Christmas songs before Thanksgiving.

It’s my jingle bell rock.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Oct 17 2020
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My wife has begun writing songs about her sewing machine

She wants to be a Singer-songwriter, or sew it seams.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hotcheetopuffs
πŸ“…︎ Dec 20 2020
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What is a Jehovah's Witness favourite song?

Knockin' on Heavens Door

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Team_Pineapple
πŸ“…︎ Dec 21 2020
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The next song is all about subtractions....

Take it away boys.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Nov 22 2020
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It's the Most Punderful Time of the Year! (Parody Song) youtu.be/s2i74zGHVi4
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πŸ‘€︎ u/yJCVideos
πŸ“…︎ Dec 25 2020
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Who wrote the song: "All I want for exile, is you"

Pariah Carey

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JimmoBM
πŸ“…︎ Dec 24 2020
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I just made a song about hammers.

It's a real banger.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/person7849
πŸ“…︎ Dec 01 2020
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What's a dog's least favorite Christmas song?

Fleas Navidad

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πŸ‘€︎ u/klwill1192
πŸ“…︎ Dec 05 2020
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What is a dung beetle's favorite holiday song?

"All I Want for Christmas is Poo"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/coffa_cuppee
πŸ“…︎ Dec 18 2020
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What is a sheep’s favourite Christmas song?

Fleece Navidad

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DrunkenPeanut97
πŸ“…︎ Dec 24 2020
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My girlfriend told me she hates songs by Britney Spears and she doesn't want me to sing them.

But oops, I did it again.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/danielsoft1
πŸ“…︎ Nov 27 2020
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Did you hear about the new song by Olivia Newton John about clocks?

Let's get digital, digital.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Gingasnappaz
πŸ“…︎ Dec 21 2020
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Did you hear the new pop song about Covid?

...it's pretty catchy.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KW-DadJoker
πŸ“…︎ Nov 28 2020
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what song do chinese cannibals sing before dinner?

We will wok you

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Pretlik
πŸ“…︎ Dec 24 2020
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Never write sad songs

You’re just making a bad situation verse!

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πŸ“…︎ Nov 26 2020
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My favorite Christmas songs are Respect and Chain of Fools.

They're Christmas music because they're sung by A-wreath-a Franklin.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bobskimo
πŸ“…︎ Dec 21 2020
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I’m writing a song about how much I love seesaws.

It’s called 50 Ways to Love your Lever.

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 02 2020
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Song about puns created by amazing Malinda Kathleen Reese. youtube.com/watch?v=LtqBt…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/AndronixESE
πŸ“…︎ Nov 24 2020
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I made a joke about the song Staying Alive and how it sounds like women singing. Apparently many of you didn’t like it.

Hereby my sincere apolobeegies!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Pleasethelions
πŸ“…︎ Nov 11 2020
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I've just written a song about a tortilla.

Well, it is more of a rap really.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lolyfe-dc
πŸ“…︎ Nov 20 2020
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A little Christmas song. A B C D E F G H I J K M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

NO L, NO L, NO L, NO L, NO L, NO L...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/December_Soul
πŸ“…︎ Dec 02 2020
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Tiny hawk
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I've started writing songs about my attachment issues.

I'm calling it Cling Rap.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FBI_Official_Acct
πŸ“…︎ Dec 08 2020
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What do you call a bird who never remembers song lyrics?

A Hummingbird.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Nov 25 2020
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What’s Dominic Cummings’ favourite christmas song?

Driving home for christmas.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/-guille-
πŸ“…︎ Dec 09 2020
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What's a Horse's favourite Beatles song?

Hay Chewed..

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dontmeenafing
πŸ“…︎ Dec 01 2020
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What was the guy from Casablancas favorite Christmas Song?

Moroccan around the Christmas Tree.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/iconmotocbr
πŸ“…︎ Dec 03 2020
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I wrote a song about a tortilla

Actually it’s more of a wrap

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Morgan3man17
πŸ“…︎ Oct 24 2020
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Do you know why I want to perform a song for you?

It would be the β€œI sing on my cake” day.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bridgeheadprod
πŸ“…︎ Nov 26 2020
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Attila the Hun had a pet snake who refused to eat.

He tried everything: rodents, small animals, and even cuts from larger animals, but it wouldn't eat.

As a last resort, he offered a virgin, but still the snake wouldn't eat. So, he called up the village's wise man.

Without hesitation, the wise man put two pieces of bread on the woman, and the snake ate her whole.

When Attila asked why, the wise man responded,

"Thine anaconda don't want nun unless you've got buns, hun!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/a_wild_redditer
πŸ“…︎ Nov 14 2020
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I wrote a song to memorialize the man killed when a piano fell down a mine shaft.

It's in A flat minor.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MrPeteO
πŸ“…︎ Oct 18 2020
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TIL Elton John wrote an unreleased song about his short-lived affair with the lead actor in "Who's The Boss?"

He called it, "Hold Me Closer, Tony Danza"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SusheeMonster
πŸ“…︎ Nov 21 2020
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When Shaquille O’Neal gives you a birthday card, he always signs it with a reference to his favorite 80’s song.

Love Shaq

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JiminyKirket
πŸ“…︎ Nov 20 2020
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Ozzy Osborne’s song β€œCrazy Train”..

is a story about a true locomotive.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MariusMon
πŸ“…︎ Nov 18 2020
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I wrote a rap song about Voltron

Let me break it down lion by lion

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πŸ‘€︎ u/siminz
πŸ“…︎ Oct 27 2020
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Bilbo Baggins suddenly wakes up and hears someone singing β€œDon’t stop Believing”.

It was an unexpected Journey.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Oct 18 2020
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Why are old songs so good?????
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πŸ‘€︎ u/abdissaxd
πŸ“…︎ Aug 20 2020
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I have been accused of writing a long series of messages about the song "I'm Too Sexy"

But I would like to reassure everyone that I did not write said thread.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Stoatwobbler
πŸ“…︎ Oct 17 2020
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Why can’t pirates complete the alphabet song?

Because they get lost at C

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πŸ‘€︎ u/infernonebula
πŸ“…︎ Oct 31 2020
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A guy made a hurtful song about me and I couldn't get it out of my head.

I got disstrack-ted

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Croissnat
πŸ“…︎ Nov 02 2020
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I made a song about COVID-19

It's super catchy.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/azndy
πŸ“…︎ Sep 08 2020
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Murphy's Law states anything that can go wrong will go wrong. Have you heard of Cole's Law?

It's shredded cabbage

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πŸ‘€︎ u/loloPogi
πŸ“…︎ Dec 21 2020
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My friend composes songs about sewing machines

He's a Singer songwriter or sew it seams.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/inLikeCyn
πŸ“…︎ Oct 10 2020
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My mate composes songs about sewing machines.

He's a Singer songwriter, sew it seams.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Brucemoose1
πŸ“…︎ Oct 04 2020
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My friend composes songs about sewing machines.

He's a Singer songwriter or sew it seams...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/chown-root
πŸ“…︎ Oct 06 2020
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I always carry a pebble with me to throw at people who sing Christmas songs in October.

I call it my jingle bell rock!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jxwtf585
πŸ“…︎ Oct 31 2020
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