“I play a little guitar!"
luckily he caught a Tuna
The ceremony was ok, but the reception was excellent.
You may think it’s A minor offense, but the punishment could B major
It’s called ABBA-Cadabra.
I said to him is that a Fret!
Stay tuned
Hummus a tune.
There has to be a lot of Bugs in the programs they use.
A nep-tune.
They have many scales but they are all over the place
Denim denim denim.
A humi-ditty.
...tune in at 11, to see his four-casts.
"Then what about pianos?" -my dad
Looks like she's not in Kansas anymore
Smashmoth, Deadmouse, and Pop-a-roach
I used to be addicted to soap but ... I am clean now.
I am addicted to brake fluid but ... I can stop anytime.
If you are attacked by a group of clowns ... go for the juggler.
I just moved and IMMEDIATELY after we move in he starts banging on my door every night yelling at me ... coincidentally I just happen to be playing my drums those nights so I could easily tune him out.
I was just diagnosed with colorblindness ... It came right out of the purple.
I failed math so many times at school ... I can’t even count.
Once i threw a boomerang, it never came back, ... Now I live in CONSTANT fear
When life gives you melons ... you might be dyslexic.
Most people are shocked when they find out how bad I am as an electrician.
My wife just found out I replaced our bed with a trampoline ... She hit the ceiling!
There are 3 types of people in this world, those who can count ... and those who can't
They say three out of five people suffer from diarrhea ... so ... does that mean two out of five enjoy it?
I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather ... Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.
"No, it kills them."
Tune a fish.
Plenty of Fish in the C-Sharp
But I don’t know how you tuna fish
I’d never heard or seen such a high note.
she's a Singer songwriter
You can tune a guitar but you can't "tuna" fish!
I said, "you ain't seen Nothing yet!"
-Stone Temple Pirates
He left on a high note
...would that make them a menstrual singer?
It’s this fun new dance move that is best when danced to the tune of phish!
Luckily, I've got my music for such times.
My Looney Tunes.
He wanted to B minor.
