I was hired to come up with a slogan for 2020 that is just as catchy as Click It or Ticket

I chose Mask It or Casket

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DesktopMageTV
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What do you call a catchy Korean song?

A Bibim-Bop.

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I’m doing a run of PokΓ©mon: SoulSilver where I name everybody after musical artist puns. Here’s what I’ve come up with so far- pretty catchy, huh?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/TristAndShout
πŸ“…︎ Nov 12 2019
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If Bill Clinton’s VP pick was input a catchy beat into a computer...

Would it be an Al Gore rhythm (algorithm)?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ShowPan69
πŸ“…︎ May 03 2019
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A catchy title
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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheVampireQueen7
πŸ“…︎ Jul 06 2019
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*Catchy Title*
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πŸ‘€︎ u/PumpDaddyBrown
πŸ“…︎ May 14 2019
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dick law firm’s got a catchy motto
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πŸ‘€︎ u/cringelord_666
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πŸ‘€︎ u/dafaqau
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"What's that catchy song by that Carly girl again?"

"Who, Carly Rae Jepsen? Call Me Maybe?"

"Hi Maybe, you can call me Dad."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Elementlegen
πŸ“…︎ Jun 24 2014
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HELP!! I'm in need of some pun name ideas for my new pub!

like the title says im in need of a funny/catchy/witty/ pun name for my new pub! there are already a few pubs around with catchy pun names like pub-lick, and sub-urban (they make sub sandwiches at lunch) can we come up with something better!! some info that might help you out. the pub is going to be in canberra, act, australia in the city centre i.e. civic.

lets see what we can come up with!!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DaleBoydd
πŸ“…︎ Mar 28 2014
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Did you hear the new pop song about Covid?

...it's pretty catchy.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KW-DadJoker
πŸ“…︎ Nov 28 2020
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Well. After many years I have decided to change my gamer tag to glove.

I just think it’s catchy.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lolboonesfarm
πŸ“…︎ Nov 07 2020
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Can someone connect mental health and dentistry in a pun?

I hope this appropriate to ask here. I am going to create a mental health support group on Facebook for Australian/New Zealand dental students and am needing a catchy/punny name. Currently there exists two mental health support groups that I know of on Facebook, both for dentists and not students. One is called Mental Dental and the other is called The Mental Block (alluding to the mental nerve in dentistry), so obviously I can't use those.

I'm not great with word games/etc so really appreciate any help. Thank you!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Fallhaven
πŸ“…︎ Sep 21 2020
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I made a song about COVID-19

It's super catchy.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/azndy
πŸ“…︎ Sep 08 2020
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What kind of music do you listen to while fishing?

Something catchy.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/98al
πŸ“…︎ Aug 28 2020
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I went fishing using a speaker as bait.

I thought I was in treble, but in the mid-dle of my trip, I figured out I was just going to get bass.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FatMetalJesus
πŸ“…︎ Nov 21 2019
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I'm so disappointed in this generation

These days, people will click on anything even if it's nothing more then a catchy title

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheVampireQueen7
πŸ“…︎ Jul 06 2019
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The real origin of the sauce called Worcestershire

While it's true it was invented by a restaurant owner in Worcestershire, he couldn't come up with a catchy name. Serving it to a customer, the owner asked them how they liked their dinner. The customer replied, "It was delicious! What's this here sauce?"

Personal note: this is an authentic dad joke from my dad.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/danno49
πŸ“…︎ Jul 28 2019
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Whenever I go fishing, I switch my playlist and listen to...

Something catchy.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/marfalump
πŸ“…︎ May 28 2019
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[request] tomato puns for poster

I am creating a poster about growing tomatoes and I need a catchy title for it, preferably a pun about tomato/es. Any help would be appreciated!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jhgalino
πŸ“…︎ Dec 05 2018
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Have you heard the new baseball song?

You should listen to it, it's pretty catchy

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HanzAAli
πŸ“…︎ Jun 09 2019
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What type of music is best for fishing?

Any catchy tune should help!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CryptoReaper5
πŸ“…︎ Sep 15 2018
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I wonder if the guy who coined the term, "one hit wonder"…

…came up with any other catchy phrases…

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
πŸ“…︎ Jul 06 2018
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Did you guys hear that new FLU song?

It’s SICK!!!! So catchy.....

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πŸ‘€︎ u/simmsnation
πŸ“…︎ Sep 30 2018
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[Request] Puns on the word Junior

Last year my class had Supermores and we based our entire year around that. We need a new word for this year and we've drawn a blank on something catchy

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bfp1104
πŸ“…︎ Aug 01 2017
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(Request) Need title for school assignment

Hello there,

I am doing a science project on cleaning products and I need a catchy title, so I figured I would go with a pun. The problem is, I can't think of one! If you guys could help me think of a one-liner pun involving somethng cleaning related, I would be very grateful!

Thanks.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rcjuneau
πŸ“…︎ Jan 23 2013
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Shop based egg pun

I need help coming up with a pun for my son's Easter art project. He has done a shop window display using three egg shells as vases in a window box up front. It needs a catchy title based on eggs and shops. Best I've come up with is 'Yolk-al Village Store'.

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πŸ“…︎ Mar 21 2016
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So the music exec demanded we put together a band out of just fishermen and soda jerks

Apparently he wanted to churn out catchy pop songs

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jesset77
πŸ“…︎ Dec 24 2017
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Cock and sperm joke for kids

(This joke just deserved a more catchy title, sorry for the mess.)

Every Tuesday growing up, we had German sausages and sauerkraut for dinner - my dad's favorite. Since I can remember, my dad has told this joke and never misses a chance telling it till this day:

"You know kids, it's not the sausage that makes you fat, it's the sauce!"

Both my younger sister and l looked at eachother, rolled our eyes and thought - why is he telling this joke every single time.. it doesnt make sense! There is no sauce here! Only fried sausages, sauerkraut and potatoes. In fact, where is the goddamn sauce, we could need it. This dish is dry as shit! My poor mom shrugged her shoulders, seemingly just as confused.

When i was about 11-12, I caught up on my dad's hinting and eye contact after the punch line.. he wanted me to get the joke so bad at this point lol. I had a moment, as they say. Oh... OOHH. BOOM. Omg the "SAUCE"!! From the sausage.. makes some people fat.. as in pregnant.. Mind. Blown.

My sister, around 8 at that time, had a few hundred more sausage dinners to "ketchup" ;) I'm not doing so bad myself, 'ey?

Edit: For the slow people out there, this joke is about sausage=penis, sauce=sperm and getting fat=pregnant. Did you have your moment too?? Admittingly, the joke works better in my native language, but you get the idea.

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I've only read the lyrics and can't wait to hear that new fishin' song

I'm all about the bass the bass the bass No treble (hook)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/radarplane
πŸ“…︎ Oct 19 2014
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Renaming the charity closet at school...

Our school offers "gently used" semi-formal wear for kids who can't afford to get new things for every dance. It was originally called "my sister's closet" but then It started carrying boys' clothes too, and they wanted a name that didn't sound like a boy might be borrowing his sister's clothes for a formal dance.

"We want something catchy" a student said. "Like...my cousin's closet."

I piped in. "How about the small pox closet? There's not many things more catchy than small pox!"

Single word reaction after an exasperated groan: "no."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mistermajik2000
πŸ“…︎ Oct 20 2016
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I need a catchy name for our ski group, PUNS WELCOME! reddit.com/snowlaughingma…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/BananaCakesII
πŸ“…︎ Oct 27 2013
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What kind of music should you listen to while fishing?

Something catchy

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Samurai-Salty
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What kind of music should you listen to while fishing?

Something catchy!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dustingooding
πŸ“…︎ Mar 23 2019
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Have you heard the new baseball theme song?

It’s really catchy.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/oftenoffend
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